Jeff Chatterton

Crisis Comms Specialist / Best Selling Co-Author of 'Leaders Under Fire.' / Founder - Checkmate Public Affairs.

Debate = Great. Anonymous trolls? Not so much.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@fesshole Look - I think any civilization that delegates emergency services to puppies deserves the ramifications.

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

For those wondering why it's so hard to control remote wildfires in Canada, here are two maps which might help illustrate the problem. Let's call them: A) Where the people are; and B) Where the trees are.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

Just what on EARTH would ANY country - USA, Canada, Uzbekistan... I don't care... ANY country manage to do with this?

"Do a better job with forest management?" Come on. You look like an absolute FOOL.

Do better.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

Open note to Michigan Republicans:

I get that you're performing as angry. As a conservative, I respect your idealogy.

So trust me when I say - when you complain about Canadian forests because it's smoky... you look like an IDIOT.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

THIS is the Canadian Boreal forest. This is larger than 2/3 of the entire continental United States.

The overwhelming majority of this space has no roads, no airports, no infrastructure, and no people.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@towhey And they're all Michigan Republicans.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@bbq_kc @Marriott @MarriottBonvoy @MarriottIntl What I fail to understand is why this is a Marriott problem. You're showing a picture where 3 other rooms are similar in price. If ONLY Marriott rooms were expensive, OK... maybe you have a point. But you don't have a magical RIGHT to 'cheaper' hotel rooms.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@mike_ras You can indict Putin. You could convict Putin in Absentia. But good luck EVER getting your hands on him to jail him.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@towhey This is the type of stuff that brings down governments.

Maybe he and Bev Oda can go share a glass of orange juice.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@Ayshaxp1 @WR_Record The beauty of your comment is that anyone who just uses the term "zionist" in conversation instantly reveals just who the racist is...

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@Vegas724 @novy_williams @Sportico The NHL is a big deal... in Canada, and only Canada. The NBA has a much higher global brand, and more importantly, has a much higher footprint in the USA, where valuations and born, raised and die.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@JCarpenterjr @opsylojay1 Uber doesn't report back if they deactivate a driver, either. Absolute AI Slop.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@isthatvark @JP_Polnareff69 @Dexerto Wow... So much wrong here but hey... If you want to believe that go nuts.

PS... It costs me about $5 in electricity to go 300 miles. Happy to show you my bills.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@galvatron261 @sciencegirl I'm going to assume you're unfamiliar with commercial aviation. I wrote an answer explaining EXACTLY why parachutes don't work on Quora:

https://t.co/oNyCqfP7cp

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

Canada is grieving. Nine lives lost in Tumbler Ridge.
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[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@petamocto @sciencegirl I work with 14 major stadiums and arenas. I promise you - they all just cover the ice with an insulating layer and then put the NBA floor on top. You could never create NHL quality ice in one day.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@TSN_Sports Is it a picture cake of Patrick Mahomes? Otherwise he's not interested.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

If we can convert AI from creating automated LinkedIn posts to automating my laundry and dishes, THEN we'd have a game-breaking technology.

[Interesting World @_fluxfeeds]

Figure 02 uses AI to handle laundry, showing what the future of home help might look like.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@mattsekeres It's pretty ballsy to transform from ashamed and embarrassed to 'playing the victim.'

Nice try, Bev. No one believes you. Enjoy New Zealand.

[Jeff Chatterton @jchatterton]

@Parmeter74 @acoyne Two countries who were victims of hate based terrorism. Seems pretty simple to me.