Jack Harms

....all things #DUCKS, #49ERS, #BLAZERS, #SFGIANTS

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The talent in Barcelona’s youth system is ridiculous.🔥

These kids are 11/12 years old.🤯🔵🔴

[Fred Jelly Beans 🇺🇸 @FredJellyBeans]

The real reason Mitch McConnell is in the hospital.🦬

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

I miss the back back back call….. from Chris Berman! Those were the days!

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@KellyAvellino Is it true one of the officers was dating one of his ex girlfriends? And the girlfriend recently was with Darius? Investigate that please……..

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

Duck fans give this kid a follow @Rashad_Streets!!!! He’s earning it

[Rashad Streets @Rashad_Streets]

🦆🦆

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

This is great!

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Maybe the greatest American video ever filmed

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

Thank you!!!! A true talent, has a statement!

[Jason Peterson @jpsperspective]

Who’s reading this BS?

Bill, we get it. You hate everything about the Blazers & Tom Dundon.

The act is old.

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@Ivy3Pike @billoram @BrandonSprague This guy is not a friend of the program…. He’s just trying to be a dick and see how he can promote himself… it’s very easy to see

[DGriff @survivalmanna]

Reminder, Ja has never been arrested for anything. Portland enjoy this amazing superstar.

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@blazers_palace Idk how you match salaries now without grants contract

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@ZachGatsby Give me Pritchard and we good instead of Hauser

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Top 10 Offenses.

Top 10 Defenses.

Every #CFB27 school rating is live now
🔗: https://t.co/deB6bxVgow

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

👀 #GoDucks

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@BlazersLead Absolutely

[Logan Brown @LoganABrown]

Oregon QB Dante Moore is on a billboard in Tokyo.

Moore will be part of a group of Ducks heading to Japan later this week.

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

The things we take for granted! #USA

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

[Jack Harms @jchducks49]

@PatMcAfeeShow Here’s one