Charlie Rigby

Space opera author (Cyborg, ThousandEyes), optimist, humanist, humourist, history lover, Latin bluffer. Lincolnshire Geordie. #WritingCommunity #amwritingscifi

[Charlie Rigby @JCHRigby]

@MilitaryBanter It's true, you know. Look after your rifle and it will look after you.

Eventually, it will follow you home.

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@rossbaxter1 @SemetraRhodes @horrormadam @john_f_leonard @MeirZarchi @ThomasOtterman @isaacrthorne @noelle_kelly @annamariavirag Ross.

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@SuckerCarlson @OccupyDemocrats In UK, “P45” is the document you’re given when you’re fired. Nice.

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@Only9built Oui, magnifique

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@anne_theriault England
England
England
England
England
Ireland
Ireland
Ireland

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@MarkHaydock5 I love those old-style telephone switchboards. The receptionist is clearly living her best life..

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Ah, a Sprogeye Fright.

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I am not a Good Ole Boy.

I am not on probation for running moonshine.

My car isn't called General Lee, it's called The Car.

The local Sheriff is not my sworn enemy.

I live in England, not The Deep South.

So why does Twitter keep offering me safer ways of chopping logs?

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@TheDreadShips Curiously, that's very like my picture of the last time I went sailing:

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@BrynleyHeaven Are you going to tell us that they are the larval form of London buses?

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@WillieHandler Just checkin'... have you heard much about our former PM Liz Truss and her political impact?

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"Condition: used".

[George Cochrane @GeorgeCochrane1]

🎶Father forgive me
I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf
Then tore right through it
Whatever you taught me...🎶

https://t.co/R3HTPlWKsc

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Just you watch. There'll be a hosepipe ban.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What would be a very British response to this news?

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@TonyWeb80791059 I wasn't sure. Nice, mind. What are they, do you think?

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The Rostyles (yes?) transform it. V cool.

[George Cochrane @GeorgeCochrane1]

Now then...

https://t.co/Y4OR93e26Q

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Bing bling

[Same Old Me @TisI_LeClerc]

A bit of shiny Bing for a Tuesday!

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Pretty confident I can get that thing into the old Norton frame at the back of the shed.

Yup, I'll have 2 please (might break one).

[Lord Haydock @MarkHaydock5]

Anybody want anything while I’m on the phone?

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@DrFrancisYoung Tell us more about the room ballet, Francis.

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@MateoOxley Queen's Lane, by any chance?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I’m hoping that at least one is an Oxford Commer.

It’s ok, I’m leaving.