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[janie jane @jchughes19]

When the girl who doesn't like you walks by

[paige @paiigelind]

i lowkey don’t fuck with that bitch stormi

[Keeks, M.S. @kikisdunc]

who’s going to let joe fly*t know that harassing, cyber stalking, and sending unsolicited nudes to every girl in the tristate area will not get him laid, respectfully

[Heather @RedShiningStar]

Some woman flipped me off and honked in the Wendy’s drive thru because I was apparently taking too long to order. So I paid for her food. When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts & took her food too.

I paid for it. It’s mine!!

🖕🏻biotch

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Hot Girl Summer

[Sarah @sarahhwhhite]

My boyfriend lost his shorts wake boarding and I have never laughed so hard

[5’4 on a good day. @ImLittleNick]

Damn woke up pretty as shit again, my bad y’all

[Malaquias A. Canery @MACzilla_]

#RealEstateMala 👀📲🔌

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

Kanye texting Corey at 6AM like “hey fam it just occurred to me we don’t know anything about you” is fucking hilarious honestly

[Katie Kuhne @katie_kuhne]

I imagine being the bachelorette is very similar to sorority recruitment... having the same conversation 30 times in a row and pretending to be interested in even the weird ones so you don’t look bad

[Eyewitness Sports @CNYSports]

.@UticaNDJSHS baseball opens season with 7-2 victory over Oneida! Matt Kelly gets the win on the mound for the Jugglers

[Army Baseball @ArmyWP_Baseball]

Back at it today.

#GoArmy

[Dani Jo @DaniWilmes]

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone.

College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls.. I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago, but I’m calling to let you know that it’s snowing here & that I just did my laundry...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

[janie jane @jchughes19]

@matthewkelly_13 Waiting on my $50 Venmo

[janie jane @jchughes19]

forever bleeding orange