Jon Hymes

Changing your life, one dad joke at a time.

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@shoeionare I’ll take that 13 off your hands!

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Good amount of deals on ASOS US

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Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

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Dog’s dragging their butt hole is a top 3 entertainment idgaf

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@kinnynet I love you

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I can’t not respond to spam like this

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@Traxxas

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@Traxxas lil basher in the making with the 1/16th vxl Summit in training mode.

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@singer_carey @KatiePhang Omg that’s so original!!

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@Traxxas

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@Traxxas

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@RexChapman Cameramans work on this is award worthy

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@jbnotbeiber No hesitation strawberry

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@girlwit0filter @poutinesmoothie Tis the life....

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@BroYouGood Ahahahahahaha

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@ginadivittorio Sign me the fuck up

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@geoffschwartz *in the ground. Fixed that for ya.

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@powrdragn 2nd. Mrs. Shelton. She played 0 games and I fear her to this day at age 38.

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@KurtBerkes @RexChapman @rahm3sh Oh they happening off the OBT in Florida! I seens it!