Jack Citarell

I beat lauren in the 3rd grade spelling bee

[Ryan Bilodeau @ryankbilodeau]

Owning the Red Sox isn’t just a business; it's a responsibility to a city, a legacy, and millions of loyal fans.

Standing pat at the deadline (again) is cowardly, not calculated. The message to fans? “We don’t care.”

John Henry treats Fenway like an ATM and the roster like a tax write-off. If winning no longer matters, sell the team to someone who cares.

#SellTheTeam #RedSox #MLBDeadline

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dead giveaway

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Haters will say this is AI 🕺🕺

[Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player) @ClawMachine12]

Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

[Savage @Savageboston]

The Red Sox ownership made a conscious choice to charge fans the highest prices in baseball, and then turn around and lie to their faces.

They are cheap.

They don’t want to win.

They don’t care about winning.

They’re cool with stealing your money.

[Savage @Savageboston]

John Henry meeting Craig Breslow after the Red Sox don’t spend any money this off-season.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA players have informed Jay Monahan that the 4pm meeting today has been moved back to 9pm tonight and relocated to the 9th green.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Security debrief after Kansas became bowl eligible for the first time since 2008

[marmaladejam14 @marmaladejam14]

This like when the Warriors signed KD

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I want to interview this man

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: In wake of Patrick Reed leaving for the LIV Tour, PGA Players have invited him to join them on the 9th green at 9 tonight for a going away party.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Smylie Kaufman @SmylieKaufman10]

“Does your daddy let you date?” To the gentleman that yelled that.
Creativity 10/10
Execution 10/10
Hopefully his boys around him gave him support after the immediate embarrassment

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It’ll never be an all-star, but this plate consistently comes off the bench and give you 8-10-6

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

I was offered the opportunity to do a video message for my friend and former partner Jerry Remy for tonight’s ceremony at Fenway Park. Sadly, I was notified by Red Sox/NESN that my video would no longer be needed for tonight’s ceremony. Here was my message. @RedSox @NESN

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Literally the best commercial ever to exist. RIP

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

I say again: to have 16 seeds play the play-in game is unbecoming by the Tournament. They won their conference, let them in, leave the play ins for the at-largers.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Oh they were THROWING in the stands at Bryant-Wagner