Jen Keely

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

Every time I set my alarm in ios7 I feel like I'm on the Price is Right

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

"Critically-acclaimed visually striking cerebral dramas" - could my netflix categories get any more niche

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

The amount of people who look like Syd from Ice Age is astounding

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

@kkhudnall!!!! “@tomsietsema: No matter how you say it, the Vietnamese-Thai food @doimoidc is delicious. My preview: http://t.co/lo3r2kX1Lc”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I didn't mean for you to eat pigs I wouldn't have made them out of pork.

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

'Positively no tresspassing' signs make 'no tresspassing' signs seem so inadequate

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Now, you can say what you want about The Amish....
they're not on Twitter.

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

"I got my hair cut by this big blonde gay guy. We had so much in common it was crazy" #typicalgracekeelyquotes

[Taste Network | Brady Lowe @TasteNetwork]

Over 1200 pounds of flavor. Five Chefs, All Whole Pigs, This Sunday @COCHON555 WASHINGTON D.C. APRIL 7 -- Look at... http://t.co/2vYnexBtZq

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"Do you envy anyone?"

Yes. Anyone with a dog.

[Tom Sietsema @tomsietsema]

Whoo-hoo! More than ramen to slurp at @Daikayadc now that it passed inspection for second-floor izakaya, which opens tonight @ 6 p.m.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Praying is the definition of the least you can do.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I was hoping for either the first black pope or the 87th gay one.

[Tom Sietsema @tomsietsema]

Best meal of my week whipped up by these talented students @ L'Academie de Cuisine in Gaithersburg. http://t.co/0uy1a1BAhv

[L'Academie @Lacademie]

Thank you @tomsietsema @VOLT_RANGE @BryanVoltaggio sharing yr time, insights w/ culinary students. Great inspiration!

[Ruth Bourdain @RuthBourdain]

WWJGVD? FMLP! A guide to using food acronyms while texting and tweeting http://t.co/e0ZY073A

[Brightest Young Things @BYT]

The 2012 music mashup is making the rounds. What does it say about our culture? http://t.co/uAeMdTDW

[Jen Keely @jckeely]

@tessZitakeely @imsochristiee Girl With the Dragon Tatoo!! Trust me they're super good!