Jack Frazier

[👑 𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫 👑🇵🇸 @Pureevilbich]

This is the plot of Di[GUNSHOTS]

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

#Liked #Bookmarked #Screenshotted

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

I have updog jaw

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

sappy trees get cut down and made into romance novels

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

if people go to the dentist at 2:30, then I bet they go to the gastroenterologist at 2:10

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

my scrubs are FIGS, my shoes are Hokas, my--

person recording the code: I said pulse check

[Jack Frazier @jckfrazier]

@wesley_mead This goes hard

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Elon every day on this app

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

a gone fishing sign but it says gone dissociating

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

Freud liked butt stuff... call him Sigmoid

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

neonatal aspiration is bad because babies are too young to be worrying about their goals

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

if someone knocks while you're in the bathroom, try saying "hey! I'm pissin' here 🤌"

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

stray cats get their ears visibly clipped after being spayed/neutered so there's no lying to their partners

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

pastors cardiologists
🤝
happy when
people convert

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

using my mancala board as a weekly pill organizer

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

patient said "glad you're here" and I said "I'm glad you're here, too!" followed by "wait-"

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

it sounds like I'm casting a spell on my patients with Parkinson's when I tell them I'm giving them carbidopa levodopa

[Christine Walsh @walshchristinem]

agave wine is the new tequila