JC Kreidel

Strategy, not spin in #HRVA

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@FlyORF How about getting some damn gates open. Landed quite awhile ago only to be taken out to the driving area because three other jets have t been able to get out of here, one saying it’s been trapped at the gate for 90 minutes! Certainly you have more than three gates. WTF?

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@JimCantore @StevePetyerak If we ask really nicely, would you please take the snow elsewhere?

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich these days, but you can't be shooting people regardless of what you think of their politics, words or questionable hairstyles. Cut this shit out.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As you know, I’m not a religious person, but my favourite line in The Bible is “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
It basically means “Oh, shut the fuck up. You’re a cunt too sometimes.”
Thanks, Jesus 🙏

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@British_Airways Forced to stay on a plane in Germany for more than 3 hours Arrive Heathrow to a ticket for plane tomorrow 1 pm and we’re told a) not to get our luggage but b) here’s a free t shirt to sleep in and ten pounds? That sucks.

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@HHSGov @NIMHgov How do you get a copy of this video. Would love to share at my command.

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@Aubie_13 good one.

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

I can't remember the last time I was this gleeful about anything. Definitely wouldn't be about a fish tho.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Everyone should start there day with a rainbow !!

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

Had shots in both feet for plantar fascitis yesterday. One foot veiny purple and hobbling today like a latter day village hag. Need a spell to combat cure worse than what ails you.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The ruder people are to me at work, the nicer I start being to them. It's the fastest way to break people. Inside I'm laughing maniacally.

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@united If I have to get up early to make the flight, think you can get your attendants to do the same? Flight 2022 from San Juan will get in with 8 minutes to make my connection. Am I to beam out a window or just crawl over fellow passengers?

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@FPWellman Good call

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

I get why one party doesn’t want to clap for a President over a comment they don’t agree on, but must they look gassy and boo like they’re at a Red Sox game? #manners

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

Didn’t know that

[Treasury Department @USTreasury]

The past two years have had the highest number of small-business applications on record – over 10.5 million applications.

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

Bernie

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

Really need my new prescription glasses. Just caught a look at myself in office mirror - AGGRESSIVE bitch face as I read my emails ...👺

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@WAVY_News Just saw Jeremy at the car show and he said NOTHING about the snow sprinkle just outside the conference center!!

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

I dream of being this on the ball.

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@VAAquarium how soon are you’re otters coming back into the public eye?

[JC Kreidel @jckreidel]

@HomeDepot your customer service at Hanbury in Chesapeake is getting worse. Your ads would be more honest if you said you hate customers.