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[j @jckwdwrd]

i hate eating healthy (one milkshake instead of two)

[j @jckwdwrd]

the line on the sock where your toes go, has to be the worst invention ever. like, for what?

[j @jckwdwrd]

bro why they teach us to punch a shark in the nose 😭

[j @jckwdwrd]

wine doesn’t count

[j @jckwdwrd]

bro, you mind stopping in here real quick I got to get some flavored condoms

[j @jckwdwrd]

bro, girls in glasses might be the best kind 😳

[j @jckwdwrd]

read to me babe

[j @jckwdwrd]

i always think about that one girl from college that used to take smoke breaks and miss half the classes ❤️

[j @jckwdwrd]

give me a paper straw and i am making it WET and CHEWED

[j @jckwdwrd]

@jackdvaun mines not 😝

[j @jckwdwrd]

some of these hippies closeted rich bitches 🧐

[j @jckwdwrd]

i need a girl that reads. and then i need to remember that she reads.

[j @jckwdwrd]

death by a thousand situationship 😵‍💫

[j @jckwdwrd]

i don’t want a gf i want a beer and a zyn

[j @jckwdwrd]

one thing about me. i’ll send a drunk text

[j @jckwdwrd]

candy apples fell off

[j @jckwdwrd]

@jackdvaun best tweet 😂

[j @jckwdwrd]

i need shoots that light up when i jump high

[j @jckwdwrd]

if y’all stopped acting like guac is the best thing ever, i’d probably like it!!

[j @jckwdwrd]

bro melons gotta be so jealous of watermelon