Jesse Claar

[Jesse Claar @jclaar51]

I love my dog

[Jesse Claar @jclaar51]

Every time Micah Parsons opens his mouth it is the most arrogant delusion shit ever. Can’t even stay healthy a full season and running his trap

[dank @cptdankkk]

Micah Parsons says he might break Myles Garrett's NFL sack record within two years

Micah: “I still do things that none of y'all do”

Myles: “Who is none of y'all?”

Micah: “You, Will, the rest of the league. Yes, that record stands, and we're not taking that away. But we're talking actual gameplay here. There's nobody in the league who can line up from left to right and play every position as if they got paid at that position”

Myles: “I have a sack at every spot across the line”

Micah: “I'm talking about truly play at my weight”

Myles: “I can't be 240. That's not what I'm asked to do. I actually got to set the edge. Play the run. Get TFLs”

Micah: “You know what time it is. That record is only going to stand for so long”

Myles: “It is still currently my time”

Micah: “Records are meant to be broken. It took the next man 25 years. It might just take me two years”

Myles: “Two? It's going to take me another one”

Micah: “I'm going to miss some time early. So you're going to get a little cushion off that”

Myles: “You take your time. I'm going to go ahead and break it again”

Micah: “The league's been holding me back for years”

Myles: “Brother, if you're ahead of me in one stat, as far as double teams, it might be by half a percentage”

Micah: “And pressures. I led the league in pressures”

Myles: “What do you want, sacks or pressures?”

Micah: “I'm just saying I played 13 games. So obviously, I'm getting to the quarterback”

Myles: “In 13 games, I had 18 sacks”

Micah: “I'm not even going to lie. That was suspicious”

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Since Josh Shapiro decided to film in a school it’s probably a good time to note that he covered up the murder of a teacher as Pennsylvania Attorney General by declaring her being stabbed 20 times as being a death by suicide.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

13 years ago today, A$AP Ferg & A$AP Rocky dropped “Shabba” 🗣️

[ramagazzi @ramagazzi]

Ed Reed says Troy Polamalu picked his brain at the Pro Bowl: 'I said I'm looking at you, Troy'

“And Troy couldn't believe it when we was at the Pro Bowl. He was like, man, let me pick your brain, Reed. I like, man, whatever you want, Troy. I'll give you whatever, bro.”

“What are you looking at? I said, I'm looking at you, Troy.”

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Mamdami giving himself an +18% raise is exactly what I’d expect from a socialist.

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

The lamest niggas you know were saying “what’s the point” look what happens when you speak out

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Still can’t believe this didn’t win the election for Kamala 🤦‍♂️

[Erik @eeerik1]

Watching content like this should automatically disqualify you from voting, I’m completely serious

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the documentaries that are gonna come out about this party in 10 years are gonna be insane

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

first i’ve heard of it, glad she kept it low-key

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

My thoughts on the Kroger/Giant Eagle thing: When you travel around the country and go to other grocery stores, you realize just how below the line Giant Eagle is.
But Pittsburghers love nostalgia and too many won’t say it.

[Hadidi @hdrnssr]

It’s always the washed up actors desperate for the 7,000$ checks from Israel.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

The thing about these data centers is, they bring no jobs. No tax revenue and are pretty much exclusively using the place’s ground water. The local politicians are literally getting millions in buyouts for sliding these things across the table.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999-2009)

[Legal Phil @Legal_Fil]

Socialists trying to take credit for success that they had absolutely nothing to do with is….actually right on brand.

Carry on.

[Jessica @JessicaTetreau]

Is she actually lecturing us about rich people from the back of a limousine 🤣

[Jesse Claar @jclaar51]

middlesworth chips mention ‼️

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania