Jeremy Clark

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@chisdyriffic @Cernovich The smooth brain take I’ve seen is “he was on DOGE but got gov contracts!”
Ok who else should they go to?
Ask the folks on the space station the last potato in chief abandoned?

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@Cernovich Are Hollywood actors all hive mind virus or are they paid to spew in support of the same crap that prevents their Malibu estates from being rebuilt?

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@LeopoldATracker Realized it in January.

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@FFT1776 @GuntherEagleman They are purely opposition.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

What radicalized you?

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@LeopoldATracker Ever looked at $DGXX?
I own a few of those.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@IfindRetards They both need helmets. It was such a tough choice I couldn’t vote.

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@LLBiggers @MZHemingway Grifters gotta grift!

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@Viralvid_89 Make insane asylums a thing again.
Also why can’t anyone over 60 pronounce Chipotle correctly?

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@catturd2 Could have refi’d not too long ago at 2%.

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@ClownWorld Oh my god..

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@0hour1 Basura.

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@WallStreetApes Not like he remembers anything he’s reading off the teleprompter.

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@adamcarolla O no!
Anyway..

[Bark @barkmeta]

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

[Jeremy Clark @jclark075]

@ClownWorld He went to the bathroom and never came back.

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@Oilfield_Rando It reads like a Kamala Harris thought bubble.

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@DC_Draino Window dressing at its finest.

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@WallStreetApes The gaslight district was cool but stunk bad, like beer and urine.