John Conrad

Theoretical Astrophysicist
University of Colorado, Boulder

Views are mine and mine alone.

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

I was given a chance at life to make you feel bad about your opinions.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Yeah it’s a missed call, a flagrant 1 and all that. But every Wemby incident from the Naz elbow, to the Dort shove, to this has been Wemby letting opponents know if you try to play him too physically you might get hit with the Shaolin fists of fury and I honestly gotta respect it

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

Being a poor bullied old guy like Elon Musk. Must be tough.

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

I wonder how it feels to be Elon Musk and to know he tried to take over the world too early. Imagine trying to take over the world too early. Dad shaped hole in his heart.

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

So in other words, when there's no escape?

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I failed to mention that this works much more effectively when you are moving. So on subways, elevators, escalators, airplanes, buses, and even walking down the street, it is most effective.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

laughing at the idea of dem staffers finally embracing non-traditional media, lining up a podcast interview they think will be a resist-lib layup, only to get their boss totally eviscerated because they don't understand the base anymore

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

You're a complete troglodyte if you don't understand why universal programs are more effective and efficient than means-tested programs.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Democratic Primary Debate:

“Raise your hand if your government plan would provide health insurance for undocumented immigrants.”

*everyone raises hand*

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

3 rich guys afraid of paying taxes

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Democrats are not liberal. They’re leftist authoritarians.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

why would she tweet this?

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

I miss Norm

[John Conrad @JCLawler_]

@Dexerto @BearclawKyle

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The IDF bravado toward children and the elderly rearing its head on US college campuses

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

After days of Biden repeatedly condemning campus protests as antisemitic, pro-Israel demonstrators have now violently attacked an encampment at UCLA, calling for a "Second Nakba!"

Biden was warned his increasingly hostile rhetoric would fuel this kind of violence.

[Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui @sabreenaGS]

I’m a researcher, so I spend more time asking questions and listening than speaking.
I have engaged with hundreds of Zionists in the last 10 years and most in the last 7 months.
Every single one of them were filled with vengeful rage after Oct 7 and most are now indicating an interesting level of satisfaction and softening.

The number of deaths seems to have satisfied a “lesson” taught to Palestinians. Hence, the softening and backtracking by many Zionists who are calling out the situation in Gaza “sickening, horrifying, unthinkable” now and disassociating from an “extremist government” that they apparently never supported. As though we don’t have receipts (lol).

Netanyahu was always meant to take the fall. In fact, his personality type of insatiable greed, toxic ego, and unhinged leadership is what Zionism needed, so it becomes easier to throw him under the bus at the right time.

Don’t be fooled by their newfound morality. Zionists will do anything to protect the Zionist project because colonizers are only loyal to the colony, not its people.

The likes of @amyschumer spent months fuelling the flames of “war” and genocidal revenge in the guise of “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
If it was about self defence, why change your stance now? Is there no longer a threat of “terrorism”?

Simple logic would suggest there’d be even more threat of Palestinians becoming “radicalized” after Israel murdered their children. But this was never about safety, it was always about power.

More worrisome is the fact that every Zionist I have ever spoken to has revealed a level of hatred towards Palestinians that I have never seen in ANY community (hate crimes is my area).

You see, Zionism has entire families, communities, a nation convinced of their racial religious superiority, even little old ladies doing interfaith work in 🇨🇦 are willing to defend the human rights of anyone, BUT Palestinians 😉.

The Zionists I have engaged with have never shown hatred towards me as a Muslim, just towards Palestinians. In fact, they have tried hard to convince me that they (🇵🇸) don’t deserve me, suggesting I am more like them (🇮🇱) - “civilized” and “better”.

This is NOT a religious war. This is NOT a war on terror. This is very simply a colonial land grab. And the only way they can convince themselves they have the right to eliminate those existing on that land before them is to treat them as sub-human and less deserving of life.

And what better way to convince the world to look away than to lean on the “war on terror” and make it about those “inherently violent Muslims” at a time when hating Muslims is the only acceptable hate entrenched in policy and discourse.

[bodkin @bodkin2005]

“Bro send me the photo from last night!”
The photo:

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

Even if I had the ability to provide for another, I wouldn't. I'd much rather spend the money on cigarettes. Thank you for reading.

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE ECLIPSE FUCKED UP ON SOME MEMPHIS MOONPIES

SAW GOD STARIN BACK, AND HE BLINKED FIRST

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

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