Jeff Claxton

Part time caterer. I used to think that I was moderate (I probably still am) but I f*cking hate what the Tories have done to my country

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Dear ⁦@guardian⁩

There’s something wrong with this recipe. Oil listed in the dough ingredients for the samboussek but doesn’t appear in the method.

Please advise and please update!

Thanks
https://t.co/5w8KPrPHGL

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Shepherds pie day @smitf_london for a lovely group of homeless refugees. Thanks to taxi driver Lee from @TheLTDA for the free ride there with the ingredients. Good to know that there are still plenty who show love and care

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@PureGym you tried to entice me back with 3 months at 30% off with no joining fee. Now you’re offering 50% off for one month and no joining fee. Are you actively trying to insult me or don’t you understand the basics of arithmetic?

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

⁦@guardian⁩

Speedy crossword No 1,537, 6 Down: Autumnal agrarian activity (9)

Haymaking? Really? I’m a townie but even I know that haymaking is a summer activity

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Today we remember the child of refugees, of questionable parentage, born homeless and relying on the kindness of others. That’s Jesus of course. But so many in our times who claim to know him would not offer such generosity of heart.

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Many thanks to Darren from @TheLTDA for the complimentary lift to @smitf_london with the meat for the international group Christmas Lunch tomorrow. And many thanks to McKanna Meats for their support through the year. #KindnessIsPowerful

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@HMRCgovuk

Some of the changes to SA returns are better but still some crass questions.

‘If you…were born before 6/4/35, do you want to…?’ has no answer for most of us. Is it too hard for you to put a ‘not applicable’ option?

Mildly autistic and frustrated!

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Dinner at a Copenhagen Michelin listed restaurant (bib not stars). Lovely food but a bit emperor’s new clothes. Been told, in all sincerity, Cotes du Rousillon is next to Chateauneuf du Papes. First world problem I know. But relies on gullibility?

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@BladeoftheS @peterjukes We need more people like Abdullah. And fewer like 30pLee.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Abdullah saved someone's life today in Leicester Square by stopping an attacker who had a knife.

Make sure everybody knows.

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@Barclaycard I’ve tried twice to call to tell you that I’ve found someone’s card. I’ve given up due to you awful telephone process and response times.

If you cared about fraud, you’d make it easier for us to do this.

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Curiously, helicopter overflights near Russell Square seem to have stopped since 5th July. That was when @RishiSunak resigned as PM. I can only assume that the two are related. #gladhesgone

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Why does it take a huge humbling to get a speech from @RishiSunak that felt like he meant it and had some integrity and decency? I guess that I shouldn’t be surprised but it’s such a shame that so much of politics is about pride and conceit.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

We didn't have parties to "boost morale".
We didn't have quiz nights.
We didn't have champagne.
We watched our colleagues die.
We watched the bodies pile high in their thousands.
These lying, cheating, self-serving charlatans need to be flung out of office.
Use your vote. Vote.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@Conservatives You really are a pack of liars. He said Friday. Given that Sunak left the D-Day commemorations early, you’re hypocrites too.

But I’m encouraged that you’re resorting to desperate measures. Watch out for the wipeout.

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@Deliveroo and @JustEatUK cyclists who jump red lights are a danger to the public and themselves. Huge thanks @metpoliceuk for stopping some today #bloomsburyway and #shaftesburyavenue Please do it often!

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Hi @PocklingtonHub - your visitors are contending with enough already. I’m sorry that they also have #selfishsignage to deal with. I tried to speak gently with the business but they seemed not to care. 😥

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Hi @CamdenCouncil - it would be great if something could be done about persistent #selfishsignage. It’s on a marked route for people with #visualimpairment and it’s obstructing wheelchair users and buggies. I spoke to them - they didn’t seem to care. By the #horsehospital

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

@AddisonLeeCabs I did

[Jeff Claxton @jclaxton59]

Hi @AddisonLeeCabs. There’s something seriously wrong with your app. Are you really able to time travel?