Jess

gum would be perfection

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

I have no respect for anyone who’s angry about this. This is exactly what taxes should be spent on. Not subsidizing corporations and giving bombs to Israel.

[Jess @jcloser]

@IranUpdatesNow @seeleytyler it’s me ?

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

I can’t believe people have actually complained about Justin Bieber sitting at the laptop and singing along to his old songs. FUCK. FOMO is killing me rn.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

MAGA went from “vaccine passports are fascism” to “why aren’t brown people walking around with their papers?” in just a few years.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

To all of you that voted for him

Fuck you.
Fuck your selfishness.
Fuck your ignorance.
Fuck your stupidity.
Fuck your bigotry.
Fuck your blind allegiance.
Fuck your cult.

Fuck. You.

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad?

Good times

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I am looking forward to the day when we can go back to shaming racists, bigots and horrible people instead of giving them massive social media platforms.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

i can’t stop laughing at the previous 12 hours of conservatives being like “the right would NEVER celebrate rob reiner’s death” and then trump just dragging his nuts all over the tragedy. like who do you think created this environment of celebrating misery and death 24/7 lmao

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

so will trump be losing his job for celebrating the murder of someone with whom he disagreed

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

So you’re offended when someone says “Happy Holidays” but completely fine with using “piggy”, “stupid”, and “retarded”?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He could have easily added his birthday alongside the other holidays, but instead went out of his way to remove two dates that represent freedom and equality for all races in America. Yet MAGA will still claim he’s not racist.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[⋆˚࿔ @Indenials6]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Hear me out…An episode of The Price is Right, but it’s exclusively people from the Trump administration guessing what different grocery items currently cost.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

startup idea: instagram but it only shows you posts from people you follow and they’re in chronological order