Jennifer McKeown

Mom. Wife. Drinker of coffee. Worships at the Church of Baseball. Wonders what we did to deserve this.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

I really need Twitter to go back to being more about cat videos and less about everything else.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@khnh80044 You just summoned an entire generation.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@JustMissEmma Your cat is a gorgeous little floof. Congratulations!

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@WhiteHouse Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@RepSwalwell Everyone’s Hero

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@donctaylor @GlobeChadFinn @jimpt20 @Congdons I’ve got my copy ready and waiting. Count me in!

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@Stacy_g52 @tombrewsports @donwinslow In my house, any time you’re clicking through channels and have to stop and finish something, no matter how long it takes, it’s called being Shawshank’d.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

Living through historical events has become quite exhausting

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“nobody wants to work anymore” starter kit

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@invisibleinkie Meanwhile, the fraidy-cat next door has been cowering under beds since the first truck cast a shadow on the street.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@TownofMedway It’s unclear from your tweet: is trash delayed on just those streets, or delayed for all Thursday pickups?

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@invisibleinkie Ooof. Let me know if you need an errand runner. (That said, M is home now because one of his co-workers went into the office for a meeting WHILE HIS SICK KID WENT IN FOR A RAPID TEST. You see how this turned out....)

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@TownofMedway Link?

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@Thafnine Yes!!! I mean, I get it, it’s so you can’t steal and reuse but it makes me stabby

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to reduce the number of classes that teach civics, democracy and American history?

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@invisibleinkie This is the energy I’m here for.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@TownofMedway Didn’t we just vote to change the name to “Select Board”?

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@invisibleinkie Haha. When he told me the story over the weekend I called him petty and he got very pearl clutchy. I loved it.

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@JoshMalina @realDonaldTrump

[Jennifer McKeown @jcmckeown]

@j_m_wood I think it was a pinkish bracelet last night. Today it’s purple. I think it might be where the USB plugs in to power him up.