Juan

cabron y borracho

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Man people out here buying cars and then being all surprised when the gotta pay for shit when warranty doesn’t pay for something there dumb asses caused

[Juan @jcmvcias]

No matter how successful you are you’ll never be as happy as a toddler that found a random object to play with

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Nothing feels better than a full tank of gas at the start of every week

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Te casaste con un rico, hoy no te hace falta nada.

[Juan @jcmvcias]

I’ll be damned if I let people say a job is a job and a car is a car get your conformist ass out of here

[Juan @jcmvcias]

I truly am a cat person this got dam dog needs too much attention also homie all up in my business and he lil bitch

[Juan @jcmvcias]

If you go left enough you get your guns back

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Tdsec day tdd add frdfdddcrdd cr rd add ddrfv

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Incognito

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Time to beat my meato

[Juan @jcmvcias]

I always remember these wise words “trabaja duro hoy para poder hacer te pendejo mañana”

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Always remember if you’re not part of that person life they don’t owe you shit so move on

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Always remember don’t piss off the guy that fixes your car because we know how to make it look like a “factory defect”

[Juan @jcmvcias]

For every tweet pendejo I have there’s 5 more retrasándose

[Juan @jcmvcias]

You ever be smoking a ciggy and it hits different then notice It’s a shmeed ciggy then said fuck it and smoked two

[Juan @jcmvcias]

My goal in life is to not pay taxes through some legal loop holes

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Every time I hear “ En esta vida no se pudo” i shut down y duele machi

[Juan @jcmvcias]

I don’t give a fuck if you’re male, female, no binary or a fucking Doritos bag these hands are rated E for Everyone and you’re liable to catch them if you’re talking shit

[Juan @jcmvcias]

Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[Juan @jcmvcias]

I have resorted to even adding alcohol to my tea to get through the day

[Juan @jcmvcias]

No hay pedo nomás estoy pedo