Nate Bargatze's "Washington's Dream 2" on SNL is pure deadpan brilliance.
George Washington reveals another dream for America:
"We will also have two names for animals—one when they are alive, and a different one when they become food."
Cows → beef
Pigs → pork
Chickens → ...chicken 😂
The troops' reactions sell it every time. Peak American absurdity.
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