Jess

I love that.

[Jess @jcohen403]

The age and maturity differences between Gabby and Rachel are astounding #theBachelorette #bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

When you can’t tell if you’re watching an episode of @theBachelorette or F-Boy Island..
#TheBachelorette #bachelornation #fboyisland

[Jess @jcohen403]

How come none of the bachelor/ette contestants come from dysfunctional, divorced families where their disabled fathers live in their moms basement and eat nothing but pizza rolls??!?

Asking for a friend.
#TheBachelorette
#BachelorNation
#BacheloretteABC

[Jess @jcohen403]

Feeling grateful that I didn’t discover the
@MiamiChoir
in 2007, my Jewish pubescent heart would’ve absolutely exploded for David Herskowitz
#miamiboyschoir #davidhershkowitz

[Jess @jcohen403]

Rachel’s dress looks like something I would’ve worn to the 9th grade winter semi formal #bachelornation #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

I’ve had an epiphany. Rachel is a bad friend

#Bachelornation #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

Rachel finding out that her bestie will be gone and the day will be all about her:

#bachelornation #TheBacheloretteabc #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

Are any of us surprised to find out that Rachel is a diva?
#bachelornation #TheBacheloretteabc #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

A broken heart and a bonked head. This day couldn’t get any worse for Zach. #bachelornation #TheBacheloretteabc #thenachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

Zach’s official bachelor audition, ladies and gentleman

#bachelornation #TheBacheloretteabc #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

Those are empty mugs
#Bachelornation #TheBacheloretteabc #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

Considering the amount of sweat happening in this episode, any “fantasy suite” I’d be involved with would consist of me bitching about the heat and refusing to let anyone touch me #TheBachelorette #bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

Mexico Humidity: 1
Rachel’s hair: 0
#bachelornation #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteabc

[Jess @jcohen403]

Imagine being dumped and then having to get dressed up AND put on heels. #TheBachelorette #Bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

What sort of gorilla glue situation is happening in Gabbys hair that keeps her hair from looking like this after jumping into a body of water…
#thebachelorette #Bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

The only thing that could save this season would be live streams from the fantasy suites.
#thebachelorette
#bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

When you turn on #theBachelorette every week and then remember, “oh ya, I hate this show”
#bachelornation

[Jess @jcohen403]

Jacob, you have Americas permission to shut all the way up #Bachelornation #TheBachelorettes

[Jess @jcohen403]

Big fan of the wigged man in the audience #Bachelornation #TheBachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

For the love of God Lorelei, clear your throat. #bachelornation #thebachelorette

[Jess @jcohen403]

“I almost cried” isn’t saying much sweetheart #bachelornation #thebachelorette