Jared Cole

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is adulting.

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Diablo sauce

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Every time I read that an airline is retiring their 747’s a piece of me dies.

[James @CaucasianJames]

can’t even remember the last time somebody asked me to play badminton. it’s like i don’t even exist

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

@alchomski Been thinking about that all day tbh

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Hozier, you son of a bitch

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

I woke up on my 24th Bday and knew how to make a charcuterie board not sure if I was supposed to share that secret but just be aware of what’s coming

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

“Alexa, roast Joe Biden”

[Amazon Public Policy @amazon_policy]

.@JoeBiden We pay every cent owed. You spent 3 decades in the Senate & know that Congress wrote these tax laws to encourage companies to invest in the US economy. We have. 500k jobs w/ a min wage of $15/hr across 40 states. Assume your complaint is w/ the tax code, not Amazon.

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Not sure who is in charge of my simulation but I’d like to remind them that I’m only about to turn 24 not 74 so if they would stop giving me random back pain and knee problems that’d be fine

[Skoog @Skoog]

coming out of my cage and ive been drinking boxed wine

[cinnamon gorl @drayp_]

Easter ham is by far the worst meal to ever exist

[cinnamon gorl @drayp_]

It’s fall 2016, around 2am, you’re wasted listening to the Blonde album. What kind of shredded cheese are you eating out of the bag?

[James @CaucasianJames]

there’s a silly goose in all of us. now spread ur wings and fly

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

@ZachMcMahon3 Bassnectar

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Me: Tries to chase the dream and become an airline pilot

Carona:

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

just doing my part 😤

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

@bottomley13 I’ll have to check my schedule. Busy day

[Jared Cole @jcole528]

Can’t think of a better time to start a full blown Harry Potter marathon than when you’re unemployed, out of school, and forced to not leave the house