jacob colglazier

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

daphne killed him btw

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

One thing me and Tyra banks have in common? Fatass forehead

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

The feminine urge to close my eyes and dissipate into a fine mist

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

And what if I giggled? What if I teeheed? Then what?

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Country music is so emo

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

There’s literally amber fields of grain it’s fuckin summa America baby fuck yeah

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Today is so spy kids 2 vibes I shouldn’t have to explain

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Some trees are just so appetizing. Like let me shrink down to the size of a tiny little fucker and go live in the flowers bro. Science has not gone far enough

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

@zedsdead Journey of a lifetime

[ODESZA @odesza]

Might be time for a new NO.SLEEP....

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

If I were to write a book - a novel, per say. My book / novel would be about magicians and mermaids and pirates. I simply like these things. I believe I could create readable content about these subjects.

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

It’s the lasers for me

[Hollywood Actress Sarah Ramos @sarahramos]

So many tweets about Euphoria but not enough tweets about how Cassie’s mom is played by Elle Woods’ best friend in Legally Blonde

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

My friend Juice that I’m working with: no cap I’m homophobic but I think you’re cool 😅😂 shit alright

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Solo mission of brunch, beach, and Busch gardens tomorrow is about to be rambunctious

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Just shook my damn ass with some old folks at the Tampa fair on my way back from my break listening to the local cover band singing “don’t stop til you get enough” I feel powerful

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Disappointed in myself. Forgot to tell every person I know that I’m thankful for them. Oh well I hope they know 🥰

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Getting Burger King to pregame Cracker Barrel

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

@cassapolis13 @cplonka94 Haha I’m bird

[jacob colglazier @jcolglazier]

Someone told me my vibes were incredible tonight. That’s my favorite motherfrickin complement dude I’m off the rails rn peace and love to all gah damn cheers baby