J. Comey

I don't have a blue check. So I might not be me.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Him being an ugly fuck married to an ugly bitch doesn't make her unhappy. Stop projecting, witch.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman How do you ever go outside, with all the things that can easily offend you? You know, like the culture of others.

Out of all the triggered tinydick snowflake bitches out there, you are the easily the whiniest. That's quite a feat.

Get fucked, cuck.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@realJennaEllis do you EVER do any research into your dumbass claims? Religious pluralism is a perverted notion, according to our historical docs? What's our national religion, then?

Given your history, nobody is less credible discussing this than you. Sit down, fucking idiot.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@mitchellvii Source: Bill Mitchell wet dreams

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@NancyMace Fuck him and fuck you.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@DAGToddBlanche: we'll investigate for 8647.

Anyone else: Well, someone said 8646 a while back....will you be loo

You: Those aren't the same thing...how dare you try to say they are.

(From another branch of the Comey tree, please accept this offer to kindly fuck off. Dipshit.)

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman Breaking News: Notorious shitposting piece of shit posts shit.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein Go stand in front of a mirror and say this out loud. Repeatedly.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman You really are the dumbest fucking person. Or a piece of shit liar.

I guess both can be true.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman @SenWarren It is absolutely foolish to think your hypocritical dipshitted ass has any wisdom or credibility. Go fuck yourself.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@LauraLoomer We have too many crazy dipshits like you in America. People who share your ideology make me feel way more unsafe than any Muslim person has.

Fuck your feelings, and fuck you too.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@DanhausenAD so pleased to see you in WWE...been a fan since Conan. While I sincerely wish for you to have a luxury jethausen...I also absolutely hope you have the finest of vanhausens, in order to move from show to show.

Maybe they'd be willing to pay you for it, too.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@StephenM You asking someone to show some shred is human emotion is astounding. It's like asking Hitler to...well, you know more than I do about that subject; I'm sure you can finish the thought.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@SRuhle my buddy (a big fan of yours) brought your pin to my attention. Is it related to Dave Matthews Band at all? The fanbase created LoVE pins to honor Matt Wadleigh, a fan who brought a LoVE poster to every show he went.

So, he is curious, as am I.

[ElevenLabs @ElevenLabs]

Eleven v3 is out of alpha and ready for commercial use.

Since alpha, we've improved stability and accuracy:
- Stability: more reliable model and higher user preference scores
- Accuracy: 68% fewer errors on numbers, symbols, and technical notation

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman Oh, you ARE a special kind of dumbass. Just an all-timer. And a hypocrite.

You fit the whole "White Christofascist" vibe perfectly...while being a fake ass christian.

Be blessed, idiot.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@GuntherEagleman You must be a meme. Or a spoof account. I mean, you can't be this stupid, oblivious, blind and deaf.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Season

I wouldn't say I deserve it any more or less than anyone else. I just hope I'm the lucky one who does.

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@mrddmia You have a fake assassination attempt as your cover photo. Sit down with your Few Good Men fetish. I don’t think you can handle the truth.

(You’re in a cult.)

[J. Comey @jcomey]

@KobieThatcher Oh look, it’s the dumbest thing I’ll read today.