There's over 100 years of experience working Augustana College Basketball games in this pic. And, today is our last regular season game together. Congrats Lyle!!! Go Vikings!!! @ Augustana College - Illinois https://t.co/ipHm8bvi3P
@kjc7497@ELEMacomb @AdmiralTryggBar @TabinMary "Good memories. Crazy Amerikans feed me warm piss beer in long rubber tube. Then we make chaos."
- Younger Sodomov, 2020, Self-Quarantined in an undisclosed location
#AmerikanDream. #PuckitList2019
"Beer in United States so bad, Amerikans must drink beverage as quickly as possible to not taste it. Sometimes, under extreme conditions, it is consumed with what they call 'A Two Story Beer Bong.' I have much… https://t.co/UxpbJD9VwY
"Amish Mafia very tough. Much respekt. But in end, Old Skool Russian Gangster wins negotiations!
Bought Jay Connor's father a new Cock! Enjoy your new Cock, young kamrade!"
-Younger Sodomov
Check off #4 on… https://t.co/2S60w61agm
"About to negotiate for farm animal. Heard Amish Mafia was tougher than Chechen Mafia. Hard to believe, but as precaution, I switch out Euro cigarettes for Cuban Cigars. Need Old Skool strength and testosterone in… https://t.co/YmpYGLNp6f
Hey guys! I want to max out my remaining semesters living in The Mac by doing all of the things I always intended to do, but never did. With that being said, join me on this misadventure: "PUCK-IT LIST 2019"! Check below! https://t.co/MMsar4hs3V
#WIU#PUCKITLIST2019
The recording of a closed door meeting held by the Western Illinois University Board of Trustees reveals board members repeatedly violated the Illinois Open Meetings Act. And it sounds as though this is... https://t.co/8zKNEABh95
Happiest of Birthdays to my libra baby, my (future) Broadway superstar, @maddielego !!! You are so welcome for the nightmares I’m giving you with the first picture 😻🎃👻 + one of the greatest roasts of all time 😤
@autontheloose@maddielego I love both pics, equally. And, I wish we could have made The Roast happen ... I'm truly only in my element when I'm feeling profoundly embarrassed and slightly humiliated, simultaneously.