James Convy

Phillipians 1:6

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Science Pleads The 5th
https://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

What Anthony Fauci looked like every night when he wrote about how great he is in his diary.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@Vandylaxn21 @KyleBrandt This is the correct answer but when he wore #4 for UGA

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.”

Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.”

Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?”

Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.”

Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?”

Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.”

Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.”

Caller: “Right.”

Dave: “And now?”

Caller: “I work in government.”

Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?"

Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.”

Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.”

Caller: “I disagree.”

Dave: “What exactly did you build?”

Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.”

Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.”

Caller: “…”

Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?”

Caller: “That’s unfair.”

Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.”

Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.”

Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@ZiggySmalls_ So you mean New England?

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

BREAKING: All future Billie Eilish concert tours will now be free to the public including food, drink, and parking.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

On December 12th, 2013, Barack Obama ordered a drone strike in Yemen that ended up hitting a wedding party and killing 12.

Since then, he's won 3 Emmy Awards, 2 Grammys, and a Kennedy Center Honor for Justice & Human Rights.

So yeah, I'm ok with President Trump grabbing Maduro.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@chadbensonshow what were your 2025 predictions? Because the 2026 predictions were unhinged.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

Watching @ZiggySmalls_ chirp at the Jags bench after making a decent tackle to force 4th down is hilarious. Enjoy Cancun.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@pablofindsout @PabloTorre When you get done sucking off Hilary Clinton, ask her how much she charges for speaking engagements.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@richardhirschs1 @nickmmark Holy shit. We should lock down and stay in shelter for the next 5years to prevent the spread. I’m gonna put on 6 masks before I go outside today.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@PabloTorre Bahahahahahahaha…‘journalism’.

Did you request to interview Riley Gaines before releasing this hot steamy pile of journalism?

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@NoContext_Indy Now do a super cut of all his misses when he played for the Colts.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@7getrich_griff He never had it

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@ThemanTheMyth85 @PaddyMcGee123 @gusjohnson Gus Johnson gives an open mouth kiss to Ryan Day every Saturday morning.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@RomeovilleKid @TheAthletic What Sanchez was did was wrong, no arguing that. However, Ryan Mears has abdicated his responsibility thousands of times before now.

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@RedWave_Press Van Jones is a fabulous liar. It’s no question that Charlie Kirk offered a debate, but would Van Jones accept the invitation? Doubtful.

It’s quite convenient to accept it now. If he had any stones he’d go speak with Clay Travis, Buck Sexton or Jack Posobiec.

@VanJones68

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@PuppiesIover Old Yeller treatment for the owner

[James Convy @jconvy23]

@_JHokanson Pretty cool, too bad they wasted this on a game against Ball State…