Jordan Cooper

why be moody when u can shake that booty

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Celebrity's dogs don't even know that their owned by celebrities

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@_Dan_Kelly @CityRochesterNY @13WHAM @KathyHochul @rochester Is this going to be your 2023 Kelly Vacation presentation?

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Question. What are people telling their doctors when they ask “how many drinks do you have per week”? I feel like we should all be consistent

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@chriiistina12 Gonna get a mango one and give it to you

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

There should be a station at Wegmans where you can build your own Oreo pack. I can’t commit to a whole pack of the caramel coconut or chocolate hazelnut but I want to at least try one

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Corn tortillas suck and I need them to be discontinued from every restaurant and grocery store in the entire world

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

I used to get so annoyed when my mom would ask me what I wanted for dinner and I finally understand that figuring out dinner is the worst task I am faced with each and every day

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@JoeWoolston 100% I even kept my Seabreeze wristbands on longer than needed

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

The vaccine bandaid is such a fashion statement I waited like 4 days to take it off

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@jsimonelli19 Way to steal my thunder. That was going to be my next tweet. Get out of here!!!!!

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@paxtonnhill @karencheee Holy shit that’s crazy. Where’s my Dennis quaid???

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@chriiistina12 oh please

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Tony romo is so annoying

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@LaurenMazzeo1 @JaceHood__ 6-2 Saturday on soup and sandwich... wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@chriiistina12 @Joey_Alfieri hows it going

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

What’s up guys

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

@simonenick2 hey nicky

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙣 @stiofa_n]

i’m so happy for her

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Can we talk sports for a second? I’ve had McCaffrey this entire season and have allowed him to stay on my roster and I just can’t believe that he’s only played 2 games

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Wow i guess i got my wish

[Jordan Cooper @jcoops3]

Would’ve been a lot more convenient if this pandemic could’ve held off till the summer #ilovesumma