Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe

this crew is good

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Ridiculous slate of hardcore shows over the next few months round here, get to steppin

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@jbillinson As someone who knew nothing about the guy at all, I really appreciated the complete lack of those ‘wink nudge’ moments - enjoyable standalone film

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Really wish more kids would listen to 90s Hot Water Music

[Caroline ☢ @Caroline69vd]

Good friend of mine made an Emo chart, she wanted me to post it here so here it is

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Saw a fortune teller at the weekend and she told me this is how I’m going to die

[taf @tafffii]

totaled my cock in a pawg accident

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@LegoRacers2 Was surprised when visiting Croatia for the first time and everyone said Ciao but it’s making more sense now

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Can’t be that hard, Leatherface did it faster

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

That "Message in a Bottle" riff sounds simple until you try to play it.

Andy Summers built it from big, stretchy chord shapes ringing up the neck, clean and open, nothing like the power chords everyone else was using in 1979.

Here he is showing how.

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Why was he pulling Tim Heidecker’s face from Decker in Max Payne 1?

[Plissken𓂀 | Dawnwalker 🩸 @nocturnallnile]

that's why i prefer his max payne 2 model it actually fits the character better

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@nicole_namaste Haven’t met anyone who thought it was bad, most people just say “I’ve never heard of it, thanks so much for infodumping about Possessor Joe”

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@nathanrobii Curve like an Englishman’s teeth? Gonna be great

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Reminder that if you don’t live in US / Canada or don’t have this streaming service the whole show is already streaming free on the internet on a dedicated site that is returned by a google search

[Hulu @hulu]

Per Matt and Jay, we will refrain from saying it's going to be a great show.

Nirvanna the Band the Show streams for the first time ever on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ in the U.S. July 24, and Hulu on Disney+ in Canada August 7.

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@jeremysmiles Tell it to the so called ‘health’ secretary and his obsession with working out in jeans

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

When I need olive oil, I want to be presented with normal & extra virgin. If I go to Aldi, that’s what they have and if you go Waitrose they have like 20.
Totally unnecessary, and only in a capitalist propaganda-brained country like the USA would you think it’s preferable

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Been living in London for 3 years and every time I come back to the US, I have to recalibrate.

When you're overseas, you tend to forget what real abundance feels like, so much so, I just stood there in the granola aisle, mouth open, brain completely short-circuited as I stared at a ridiculous wall of infinite choice.

Bajillions of brands, flavors, and innovations - chocolate peanut butter banana crunch, maple pecan espresso, keto, paleo, collagen-packed, probiotic, gluten-free, protein-loaded, you name it. I was straight-up paralyzed by options.

The French call it “embarras de choix” - embarrassment of choice. That overwhelming feeling when there are simply too many great things to pick from. It’s usually used positively or neutrally (the options are desirable), but the “embarrassment” highlights the mild frustration, guilt and indecision it causes.

But Americans don’t get embarrassed by it. At all.

Because they don't feel guilt about having MORE.

It is the Land of Plenty for a reason. It’s easy to start a food company here, it's easy to build brands, and it's easy to just employ / fire people.

That freedom unleashes relentless innovation and variety, feeding an unstoppable demand for better, tastier, healthier, crazier options.

No wonder Europeans lose their minds the first time they step into a Costco.

American abundance is a policy and cultural choice.

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

1% of people don’t know how they’re finding the weather, we let these people vote

[YouGov @YouGov]

It's too hot, say 81% of Brits - including 48% who think it is "much too hot"

Only 19% say they are enjoying the current temperature

https://t.co/NiFrmRbT54

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@slackkejakke USA remain world leaders in ‘can give it out but can’t take it’, undefeated

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

@komatyzed666 Shame that show (the only one in my town) clashes with a fest I’m at in London, but I’ll catch you another time I’m sure!

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

Ridiculous slate of hardcore shows over the next few months round here, get to steppin

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

If you’re confused to see FFDP weighing in, banana guys are in fact a solid core of their ‘community’ (the cringe as fuck community)

[Kris Me Thru the Phone @billyxbigrig]

This sums up the entire argument on what losers stand on which side of the aisle

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

In the crib getting fucked up off the Lightning McLean

[Alfred Hitchcock’s VertiJoe @jcowey]

It’s the duty of all allies to get up in the face of any wannabe toilet monitor who thinks they can enforce this shit

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirms https://t.co/0vSQ0mE0ge

[𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 @SelectedCinema]

Hard Target. 1993 / John Woo