Jonathan C Pandy

Otherwise known as JC 001
Vocalist,beatboxer,poet,rapper,V/O,vox fx.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Sainsbury's in Romford keeping the 'receipt gates' open at self service now? Make it permanent or employ more check out staff. We don't work for you. #SainsburysFail.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Marks and Spencer food at St Pancras International....no longer a food hall. Just a snack bar with booze. Useless for real commuters. #Sparksmoneygrab.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@EurostarNev No we won't. They just told us at Gare De Nord nothing is moving until at least 16h....cheers Eurostar.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

All train services at a standstill at Gare De Nord, Paris, due to power outage. All Eurostar trains delayed and major queues forming of Eurostar passengers. Should really sort the power lines out, not the first time is it?
#eurostar

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@PS5StockAlertUK Says available, then you click and it magically becomes unavailable. What's the point in trying to buy from Argos?

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@PS5StockAlertUK Told me it was in stock in Romford, then clicked on trolley and voila! Out of stock. Sort your crap argos app out once and for all.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Is the Argos app literally the crappiest app online? Do you have ps5? Either you have the item, or you don't. #argoscrapapp.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Good going Oxford Tube.....new coach's with drink holders that don't fit regular cups....congratulations! (And no drink holders on tables downstairs...)#coffeeonyourlap

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Who's the clever clogs who commissioned new coaches for Oxford Tube, with no cup holder at the tables that have extremely slippery surfaces? Doh.... #coffeealloveryourlaptop

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@HMRCcustomers I have tried to access my government gateway for my self employment allowance but I have lost my sign in details. It keeps putting me through a credit security check that doesn't work.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@NicholaBurton @thenitinsawhney @themusicreal Tell Nitin 'hi' from JC 001......

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

I think Burger King in France might have a problem with the translation on their website.....

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

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[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Back on the Oxford Tube to Oxford....and as usual the onboard wifi sign in doesn't work......#sortitoutoxfordtube

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@TherealNihal It is utterly wrong.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Warning.Never use Gatwick Express App to buy tickets. Worse than useless. 4 times I'm told payment DIDN'T go through. Told try again. Hours later several tickets arrive & over £50 taken from my account. Refund system also hopeless. Give me my money back #gatwickexpresscrapapp

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

@DJHarryLove A good and decent man. May he rest in peace.

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Pret a Manger brought back the BLT.....yay! Not exactly 'new' is it though? #pretamangerBLT

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

Appalling self service checkout tills at Morrisons Dagenham. 'Unexpected Item' 7 times and a couple of minutes each time to correct from the one bloke on duty....after 8th time in 10 minutes we dumped the shopping and left. #crapservicemorrisons

[Jonathan C Pandy @jcpandy]

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2018 reworking of my old classic 'Never Again' with the help of the amazing Trouble Notes. Sad to see it's still relevant in these racist troubled times. #jc001