jazimine ♊️

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

Y’all be hiding yall babies face like we give a fck

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[🩰 @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[jaln @yeahimhereho]

How it feels to watch Baddies usa, bad boys, mean girls, deja vu and bbo in one sitting

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Going to start commenting “not all men” when someone says “Men are providers and protectors.”

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Once your grandma passes away, you'l realize she was the one holding your whole family together

After that, you’re left with just your parents and siblings while cousins, aunts, and uncles slowly become just people you know

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

[✧ @cessonmute]

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

if you’re 34 and don’t have kids, you’re
actually 28.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

wyd tonight:
me:

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@wynrosei Indeed. & it's why i'm staying single.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

“If you don't do it for him, another woman will”

Me:

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

He wiped her gloss off cleannnnn😂

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

him: *responds to a story*
me: thank youu
him: so how have you been?

me:

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all gotta stop being weird about aging. Getting older is a gift.
People literally DIE & don’t even make it to their 20s 30s or 40s 😭Be grateful ho