Jurgen crosswhite

Hey there, welcome to my Twitter where I'm probably gonna complain about everything. SC-jcishotterthanu

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

If this doesn’t describe Izzy’s and I relationship, Idk what does..😂😂

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

NNMF 2025 Glamping Giveaway: https://t.co/9fkmZwswzU

[SZA @sza]

Time reveals all things.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Just saying, y’all don’t even know how good my robinhood portfolio is looking rn..... don’t worry, I won’t forget people once I’m a millionaire. :’)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Elon, thank you for your good deed. For repayment, I’ll eat your ass. 😭🤑🤑🤑🤑

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

@bbydalya Sadly, it’s a thing... :(

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

It is truly upsetting that a lot of Filipinos support trump... it’s fucking disgusting, they’re so quiet about it too... their decisions INFLUENCED mostly by their white husbands. 😤

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Today will test my patience, my tolerance for dumb bitches is non existent.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

@youngsake21 She did not just like this. Wowwwww!!!

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

I smelled like weed in the gym, this Karen looked at me and immediately made a disgusted face, like bitch, your husbands dick cheese smells worse.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

@GOstrow97 So after two years of not tweeting, this is your first tweet.... I raised you well.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Pooping in the airport is like having a competition on who’s having the biggest shit, the third stall down is winning.. thank god for the mandatory masks.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Here’s the thing, if I was to get covid, would the president give a single fuck about my life if I died? FUCK NO! SO DONT TELL ME TO FEEL BAD FOR SOMEONE WHOS LIVED SUCH AN ATROCIOUS LIFE! He may not be the biggest problem but he’s the fucking fuel!

[Chase Stefano @StefanoChase]

Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

WELL WELL WELL.... I guess Christmas came early and Santa gave our president an early Christmas gift.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

RACISM EXISTS!! HOMOPHOBIA EXISTS!!!! WHITE SUPREMACY EXISTS!!! FUCK YOU TRUMP. EAT MY ASS.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

So I made an acquaintance out here in buttfuck nowhere Oklahoma, he gave me some tips to survive. “I wouldn’t tell anyone that you were gay, people out here beat and kill the queers, and we’ve just recently accepted African Americans”. My jaw dropped.... FUCK THIS SHIT!

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Oh my god, Katie Porter.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

I really need to make friends out here, but there’s a 99% chance that they might be a trump supporter... and that’s a risk I am not willing to take.

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

This was definitely my favorite drunk tweet that still stands accurate until today! Haha

[Jurgen crosswhite @jcrosswhite101]

Everyone wants to do cocaine but I just want fried chicken.