John Somerville

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I peed in a stranger’s bathroom and this scared the shit out of me.

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Welch's Fruit Snacks cologne please.

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Me walking home on trash night.

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We need to rename pounds (lbs) to blobs (blbs).

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@stinkylilquid @cringe_genius Oh man this looks great! And yes!

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@stinkylilquid Tell me 'bout it. 😞

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Didn't plan on drinking a pint glass of hot milk today but here we are. 😔

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Tomorrow is the big day.

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Pauly D just started DJing where I am.

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"Don't threaten me before I've had my coffee."

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Unrelated: Quit my job today.

This bathroom gets a 7/10

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Leonard “Mr. Baby” Johnson died in the winter of 1949. His wife died two weeks later from what was widely accepted as “heartbreak.” He still looked like a baby. (5/5)

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Interesting Historical Facts:

In 1937, there was an actor named Leonard P. Johnson. He had middling success in various movies of his time. Leonard was the only child of Martha and Henry Johnson and spent most of his youth in Wyoming. (1/5)

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The studios and directors loved him — he was easier to direct and less fussy than actual infants. “Mr. Baby” became a strange but useful niche in Hollywood. (4/5)

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@kurtcaz1 Narc

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Just a picture of me n the boys.

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@DiscussingFilm I thought this show ended like 3 times already.

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I watched a pot boil to fruition.