Jarn Starn

my flounder and trout emporium has sturdy metal shelves free for anyone with a flat-bed

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@jimczekalski I swear our fridge plays the intro to Black Cow when it is opened for too long. I’m sure it’s not exact but I fill in the gaps.

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

I’m so excited that The Mars Volta was able to, at this late stage in their career, release their best album @newlyfast @jimczekalski #marshotel #marsriver #marsvolta

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@monkeyman129 14 people plus those three plastic things?

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@DaveReinhardt5 @36ftv “It’s nu-cle-ar” mr Ryan Adams

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

When you go record shopping over the years and try to bring back something for your spouse to throw her off the scent of how much you spent, without logging the purchases in #discogs #deadhills

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

Five minutes of a massive in-school student fight before the first adult shows up is still more believable than a man living in a homeless shelter doing a hostile takeover of Johnny’s #cobrakai dojo #grazeanatomy #kungfukids

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@jimczekalski No White Pony is even crazier than no Age of Adz. Come on #timapple

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

Sometimes #TimApple is wrong. #sufjan I went and reinstalled Twitter just for this because Instagram just wouldn’t understand

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

Ims back to try to sway public opinion and influence stuff #1993AlbertGoreJr #secretcitysaga

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@JulietteRihl Juliette! I just reloaded my twitter app. I like your complaint because that is exactly what we said when we pushed to add AP World history and get rid of Euro. I’ve now taught World for two years and love it.

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@McJesse @VeepHBO @Walldo @newlyfast

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

Fast forward fast forward fast forward #2020

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

Shhhh. I dvr'd it. Wait for me.

[Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza]

The two most dangerous accusations that can be made in an election in one tweet. Trump is literally threatening American democracy. https://t.co/CbRbmxtene

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@marcmaron the Kamasi Washington interview was great. I could have listened for another hour

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

@nihar116 that's where we are right now! Just did room check.

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

I was talking in class about Loretta Lynch yesterday but I am now 99% certain I kept saying Lydia Lunch. #lydialunch

[Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys]

The old seamen tell us that they have had eleven hogsheads of oyle out of the tongue of a whale.

[Jarn Starn @jcstoner]

The vet just casually clipped my dogs nails while doing her exam. My dream doctor would cut my toe nails while checking my reflexes #nails