Formerly Known As Guru

Just a washed young man.

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

I think it’s very beautiful those men who marry or date the girl they knew in high school. I think that’s true love. I think after a certain number of partners you lose the ability to TRULY fall in love with someone. U merely tolerate them because it’s either them or u die alone

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

You’re an adult woman. Enjoy sex without thinking it’s something being taken away from you. It’s just SEX!!

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Women don’t bother me on here cuz I know they’re absolutely cooked by the time they turn 27. Maam ur lifespan of value to most men is a mere 8 years after you become legal 😂.

[Wild Videos @FightStorage]

Convicted k*ller of 15-year-old Lesandro ‘Junior’ Guzman-Feliz, who showed no remorse, found dead in New York prison. 😳

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Lucifer put these freckles all over my face smh

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

Black women begging athletes to date them lol.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye has officially earned the highest-grossing concert by a rapper in history, with each of his two SoFi Stadium shows grossing $16.298 million 🏆

Each night also sold 74,389 tickets, breaking SoFi Stadium’s concert gross record and making Ye the first rapper to surpass both 70,000 tickets and $16 million from a single US show.

(via @touringdata)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[SirLevite @SirLevite_]

Biggest red flag is a woc with the 🎀🐰🩰🌸 aesthetic they always on some weird/low self esteem shit

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Christopher Nolan put a rapper with zero acting experience in a $250 million movie. Travis Scott's first reaction was to ask if Nolan knew he makes music. Nolan knew. He's been casting musicians on purpose for 20 years, and the box office math explains why.

In 2006, Nolan wanted David Bowie to play Nikola Tesla in The Prestige. Bowie turned him down. Nolan flew out and told him to his face that nobody else could play the part. Bowie said yes and gave the film its most talked-about performance.

In 2017, he handed Harry Styles a role in Dunkirk over thousands of auditioning actors. Styles had never appeared in a film. Dunkirk grossed $527 million.

Stadium performers already know the hardest part of screen acting: holding the attention of a crowd while cameras and chaos surround them. They also arrive without theater habits a director has to strip out. Nolan gets raw presence he can shape from scratch.

The colder logic sits in the audience data. Half of The Odyssey's opening weekend crowd was between 18 and 34. They bought tickets to a three-hour, R-rated adaptation of a Greek poem their teachers couldn't make them read. That demographic follows Zendaya, Tom Holland, and Travis Scott, and every talk show clip like this one reaches millions of people a $125 million marketing budget struggles to touch.

The Odyssey opened to $264 million worldwide, the biggest global launch of Nolan's career. A 2,700-year-old poem out-opened Batman.

[dabida8️⃣7️⃣ “TONKA” @Dabida87]

I hate when talking to multiple women makes u feel like a tortured soul instead of future

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Some trashy shi Lana Del Rey would sing about

[❀Ꮲ ʀ ɪ ɴ ᴄ ᴇ ✰ @PrinceOf_Darkns]

One of the biggest celebrity cheating scandals ever. She wasn't caught with a co-star... but with her director.

[|•His Radiance, Łørd N/\$+¥•| @theonetrueHRLN]

@JCTheZealous they don’t care man. as long as they say “tuff” or slip in a “five” it’s all fair game

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@pxdrx00000 @NarutoDaily_ Lmfaooooo

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

The way Naruto holds onto Kakashi vest 😭😭 they were just kids

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

75% of Women would fuck for $147

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

The fact that women will throw themselves at literally any man that has money… literally ANY MAN… This is what got a lot of lame ass men thinking they’re untouchable. It’s bitches’ fault. Yall hoes fall on your own sword atleast once a quarter I’m afraid

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@ArtisanAles1 White guys let Hitler tell them who makes their dick hard. Lmao faggots

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Lmao do yall read these gay ass captions before yall post?

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Nigga was deadass THUGGIN & doing R&B over the classic Destiny’s Child record sample this is some FLY shit !!!

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

The Odyssey features fictional characters, such as a cyclops. Yet, some are mad that Helen of Troy is played by a Black woman. Saying the film should be "historically accurate" proves how stupid racists are.

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Yall simply meet a woman that you think is so hot that you have to have her and nobody else lol. U don’t actually love her. Thats why it’s so many divorces and breakups. Cuz once that beauty fades or that bitch annoys u, her looks don’t matter