Jackamo Cumbersnatch

I am your better and you should address me as such.

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Five years have passed, five summers with the length of five long winters. Lines composed above Deepdale Mausoleum.

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"Babes; what was oops?"
"...that was number five."

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Obama won. Damn, there goes my plan of heir by rape.

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I was a drunk once before but this time it's different. Last time I didn't think I had a problem.

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Since gay marriage is against the law, I feel comfortable filing shemale porn in the barely legal category.

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@IronJohnLogan Call or email me, SEO is my company's specialty.

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Don't go out on the moors!

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When is it a great time to fail at sleep? When Lock Stock is on the telle, that's when!

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I wasn't dropping no eaves, sir; honest!

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@EvilPowerMaster @eatpomegranate
Is this code?

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...tell me that you want the kind of thing that bunnies just can't buy... #bunniescantbuyyoulove

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So perhaps the neat dog bark alarm was not the best choice for a man with an excitable dog in a hotel.

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"We don't call it the Great White North 'cause of the snow!" This is how we write copy up here.

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"You look like a fella I saw on the TV. He was good lookin and dressed real nice like you. Unfortunately he was a homosexual." Vicki Haggard

[Sterling Archer @STERLINGdARCHER]

Have fun in the #DangerZone, Jerry Sandusky

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50 cent drinks help me make good decisions at the roulette table. @Archer_Sterling you know what I'm talking about.

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@eatpomegranate @zite Smelly hippies! Hand tailored suits only!

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Watching "I didn't know I was pregnant" gave me a new show idea.

"I don't care you're pregnant".

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I'll retweet any dead baby joke.