ding a ling

don’t touch my brain

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I can’t get over the fact that my name is justice like that is so much pressure

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thank you so much @sza 😭😭😭

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I have redownloaded the twitter app to WARN YOU ALL about a rampant condition going around: “DABS”
Dumb Ass Bitch Syndrome don’t catch it protecc urself!!!!

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is she… you know…

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him: are you a model?

me: i model the change I want to see in the world

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we so fucked, always have been

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shall I listen to my pump up playlist or my lesbian smut podcast on the way to the matinee hm

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she said 😜

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THIS INCREDIBLE BITCH WITCH MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUEEEEEEE TODAY

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people in Austin really think they are doing something😂🤨 it is widespread

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brené brown talks too much bruh

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oh shit its already time to fetch the bolt cutters again

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person I have sex with: …

me: do I have grandma energy 😜

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should I:
a) finish this grant application
b) jump headfirst into a slab of concrete

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should I:
a) lie down and die
b) keeping working on this paper

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#codeswitch #activated

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My new antidepressants are hot pink + I’m on the Cheerios box so everything’s obviously gonna be ok

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@seeyasullivan i am loving the interspecies couple

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@seeyasullivan wow thank u

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this how grad school has yall sounding🥴

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Who would you do drugs with, 1 or 2?

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trying to sell a “mug bundle” on facebook marketplace but it looks like a cult meeting