Jorge

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“I can dial in when I need to dial in…the rest of it’s manic.” - JG

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

(After Rolepaying)

“Do you’d see me with a diaper on?!?

That’s how you know the exercise is over.” - RS

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Headbands are socially acceptable crowns.” - MM

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“I always thought Billy Ocean was a white guy with jungle fever, but turns out he’s just a black guy trying to stay in his lane. - RS

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Asian men play the violen. Country boys play the fiddle.” - RS

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“It’s appreciation, not appropriation.”

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“You ride till she bucks ya, or you don’t ride at all” - Eric P

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Trump named in Epstein stuff, obvious response, start a war in Venezuela

Republicans are going to lose everything and the pendulum is gonna swing so far left, all our hair will be purple and we will need to pay tax for having a penis.” - TF

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

““Who’s the alternative? Gavin Newsom? That guy looks sleazy. I want him to direct my porns, not run my country.” - TF

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Although I need a proof of life once every 30 days. My life is a game of tag, and you’re base, babe.” - TF

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Screw dogs. My algorithm is my best friend.” - HS

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

How are you 45 and single?

KV) Stick around and you’ll find out.

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

EW) Topanga has CANs!!!!!!.

TF) Send Pics

EW) Grow Up!  You have a phone, it’s a statement.  

TF) Looked her up, she’s had a kid. Pass. That’s like renting the same car you own.

EW) NICE CAR THOUGH

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“South Florida, a sunny place for shady people.” - Tusk

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

HS) Did you guys climb trees? I did that shit all the time as a kid

Me) Broke my arm climbing a tree. Feel like it was a right of passage of sorts

HS) Casts are like crowns when you’re a kid

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Owls are cats with wings.” - JD

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

TF) AOC could get me to buy a Prius and support Palestine

EW) I just peed a little

😂😂

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

““I had to ask her to get a plan B pill. The goal was to pull out but then she tightly wrapped her legs around me and it was pretty hot, so at that point I was in God’s hands.”

[Jorge @jcvsfla]

“Europe wasn’t prepared for an Iceless Skeebs. He didn’t care what language it was, he wanted to speak to the manager.” Awk