Nobody:
Me: @ 01:18 “I wonder where my slim can koozie is at… I don’t want to buy a new one but I know it’s here in the house”
To be fair I haven’t seen this thing in a year, because pregnancy, BUT IT IS HERE… somewhere😅
So I saw @mbrooke15 dad in target today and when I tell you he and I just gushed over how proud of her we are. But if you could’ve seen his face when he spoke about his girl! I had to stop myself from crying🥺
I was going to tweet today but honestly nothing I could write is as funny as this resignation letter someone from work just sent to all 3,000 employees because of a new vaccination requirement