YANS

EN|FR|NO Lead 3D Artist in VFX • Amateur linguist & conlanger • Sonic Generations modder • Inline skater • he/him?
/jcz-m.bsky.social

[YANS @jcz_m]

Welp, cat's out of the bag?! We were gonna show this when it was totally finished but it's neat to see the reaction to a leaked tiny part of it.
@BlitzPlum and I have been working on this for a good while - me on the modelling/shading and him on the rig/engine implementation.

[Starlight @segastarlight]

can someone tell me who made this

I desperately need to know holy shit

[YANS @jcz_m]

why does this just feel like if cbbc got netflix money

[YANS @jcz_m]

angus, thongs and perfect snogging is the inbetweeners but for girls
they even share the same late 2000s soundtrack of promoting adultery and hookup culture in their lyrics to 13 year olds because the uk pop rock culture at the time was so damn good

[YANS @jcz_m]

also why tf is it on bilibili, this platform seems kinda sick actually

[YANS @jcz_m]

angus, thongs and perfect snogging is the inbetweeners but for girls
they even share the same late 2000s soundtrack of promoting adultery and hookup culture in their lyrics to 13 year olds because the uk pop rock culture at the time was so damn good

[YANS @jcz_m]

@Keir_Starmer @AndyBurnhamGM you are literally dividing and hating

[YANS @jcz_m]

ah nice there's the transphobia too, cheers

[YANS @jcz_m]

watching uk 2000s-2010s adverts only to find 45% of the time i'm sat there saying "this is just misogyny isn't it"

[YANS @jcz_m]

@LixesPrototype Absolutely pristine

[YANS @jcz_m]

@Windows thank you for moving the whole world over to glorified spyware, very cool

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

[YANS @jcz_m]

this would be a banger if i had any reach to lingtwt i swear,,,

[YANS @jcz_m]

couldn't find an extended IPA keyboard and was struggling to make my voiceless labiodental nasal coda denasalised after realising [ɸ] just wasn't cutting it as a coda
...had to take matters into my own hands 😬

[YANS @jcz_m]

@RachelHardy306 It also LOVES to put artists who share a name onto a single page, often polluting autoplay and the news feed as a result.
Its suggested tracks feature is fun though!

[YANS @jcz_m]

@RachelHardy306 Moved from Spotify to Tidal in December to try and distance myself from Spotify's weapons manufacturing sponsorship.
Tidal is... okay. It's missing all the social features and doesn't sync between devices, so you can't control one with the other. There are some playback issues. +

[Matthasnocuts @Matthasnocuts]

Listen, quit shaming my little man Morio Kishimoto.

-He develops Sonic games through crunch culture.
-Has to deal with low budgets.
-Listens to Sonic fans all day.
-He's getting his work criticized constantly.

If the man wants to beat his meat, let him beat his meat!

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

People forget that JonTron was seriously once considered to be the next AVGN before he went crazy. Every time he uploaded a video, an entire series of reaction gifs were born.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

[YANS @jcz_m]

gotta say I love english's ability to turn, through nativisation, a single vowel sound preceded by a palatalised consonant into a two-syllable sequence with four vowel-like phones.
gyoza /gʲoːza/ to "guy-oza" /gɑjəwzə/ or "gee-oza" /gɪjəwzə/ is fucking unhinged lmao

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

butter dish

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

garlic

[ashlee! COMMS OPEN @ashlee3dee]

Blender with brain and eyes. Powerful technique.