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[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

I will forever advocate for children dressing like children.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ngga on the phone is PISSED lmfao

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

We may never witness this level of visual storytelling ever again. Narrative excellence

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ll take a shower at 3am never cared

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

This nigga live in a community college

[FourthDrawerDown #MDANT 🏅 @itaintwhywhywhy]

Might be the worse one yet?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

If you’re making breakfast before going to work, you’ve reached a different level of adulthood😭😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I know yall feel these iPhones overheating.

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

I just watched a Muslim woman in an airport lounge get a FaceTime request, put on her hijab, talk to her husband and family, and then take her hijab straight back off after the call ended.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“How old are you?”

Me:

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I HATE writing sentences that leave me no choice but to write “that that” in a row. It just feels so WRONG to me even if it’s grammatically correct 😭

[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

I will always advocate for children to be dressed like children.

[k @ysljennii]

Unpopular opinion: I miss when she had that more Arab look.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I think sanitary pad companies need to start putting more glue on the wings cause wtf is this ?

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

When you show up to the club wearing the same dress as your dad😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Thank you all for the messages of concern but I am not dead.

If I were, it would be entirely appropriate for you to have blamed Israel. 🤷‍♀️

Somewhat relatedly, Charlie Kirk was not concerned he was going to be killed by a transgendered furry after a full day of arguing with Zionists about him abandoning the pro-Israel cause.

Hope this helps.

[J Girl @juliethardt]

I can’t unsee it 🤣🤣🤣

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

THE ELITES TRICKED YOU INTO PULLING YOUR WISDOM TEETH OUT, WHICH WERE PROTECTING YOUR BODY FROM EVERY TYPE OF DISEASE...