Dr. Asshattva (PARODY)

The Omniscient X Re-Educator. Destroyer of Narratives. You Block I Win

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@AnaAnsan3 @Xbox @BondSarah_Bond You know things are bad with Xbox when even the most loyal bootlickers, such as yourself, begin to ask questions.

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @pelagiusreborn Anyone can justify anything apparently. I’m watching you justify your sexual feelings for a girl who’s been out of high school for less than a month

Get help bro

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @pelagiusreborn The Bible “consistently treats age 20 as the threshold for full adult responsibilities”

Cope harder pervert

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @pelagiusreborn You were the one who brought up the Biblical Age of Majority and now you’re mad that the answer didn’t fit your narrative.

Stop moving the goalpost and own your perverted behavior at least

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @pelagiusreborn Yes, you should seek Christ.

You are fantasizing about marrying and having sexual intercourse with a woman who just graduated high school.

We’ve established the Biblical Age of Majority is around 20 years old.

You are a pedophile in Christ’s eye

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@elonstitty @sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @JakobxMurdoch @pelagiusreborn I’ll tell you what, I wouldn’t consider someone “legal for me personally” if they weren’t old enough to buy alcohol.

Definitely wouldn’t consider it if they were attending high school less than 60 days ago

That’s fucking foul

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @gusk7thaccount @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Lmao

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@sshaf91 @JakobxMurdoch @gusk7thaccount @pelagiusreborn I did, and in good faith.

The Bible never specifies Mary’s age and it was a virgin birth.

Hope that helps

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @gusk7thaccount @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn The Bible never specifies her age and it was a Virgin birth.

She never had sex to conceive Jesus

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@gusk7thaccount @JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Copium

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@sshaf91 @gusk7thaccount @JakobxMurdoch @pelagiusreborn Just because something is “legal” doesn’t mean it’s morally or ethically okay.

You are taking advantage of a young child the exact moment it becomes “legally” okay to do so.

That’s still a girl fresh out of high school, not a grown woman.

Don’t be sick

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @gusk7thaccount @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Legally bound doesn’t mean morally sound.

Seek Christ

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@gusk7thaccount @JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn “You can fuck high schoolers as long as they are 18”

What a disgusting message from a sick fuck

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn You would be great at defending Jeffery Epstein

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn You were so triggered by my initial comment and now you’re crying in the replies.

You are a snowflake AND a pedophile, how sad for you

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Bro you ain’t beating the pedophile allegations. You’ve probably been thinking about this young girl “bent over” for years.

Now she’s out of high school for a month and all you can think about is her having sex?

What an absolutely foul human being you are 🤮

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@JakobxMurdoch @sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Anyone sexualizing someone who was enrolled in a high school less than 30 days ago is NOT FINE you retarded pedophile

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn I would call a “kid” anyone who was enrolled in a fucking high school less than 30 days ago you sick retard

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@SrSombr1o @pelagiusreborn Was in Senior Year less than 30 days ago.

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@sshaf91 @pelagiusreborn Anyone sexualizing a kid who has been out of high school for less than 30 days is a pedophile.

If you can’t agree on that, then you must be very sick

[Dr. Asshattva (PARODY) @jd29304]

@Real_Cy_Ama @pelagiusreborn The grooming usually starts years in advance..

What could a grown man possibly have in common with a young girl who just graduated high school?