Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels

WFU ‘98 | Choptank Native | Costas Daily | Ranch Enthusiast | #RaiseHail | #GoDEACS

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Man this whole public transportation thing has me hating minorities and fat people more and more everyday

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

If I see one more of these fucking reels I’m retiring from scrolling

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

No one I hate more than phags that post almost Friday on their ig story. Like we get it bro you drink beer 🤙

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@Bossmanxyanny Think I saw this piece on the TikTok shop

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

To the j mikes employee singing shaboozy please stfu we are not a a bar getting tipsy it’s 12 on a Monday. I’m done with this whole job thing

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@AbrahamF1998 Some of acquired jobs with absolutely zero nepotism. My dad gave me a job this was not a hand out bro #imnottheman

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@Hydd1n @Barstooldmv Agreed he’s one of our best rb not bk at all

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@travellerhorse2 Hint: He stole my boys weed on his birthday

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Just got ruined one of my roommates came in and begged to hit my vape and instead of handing it back to me he tried to fifa it back to me and it knocked my beer over. It spilled all over my shit he hits me with a my bad and leaves without cleaning it. #CanthaveshitinDetroit

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Bring back last day of class pizza parties. I’m having one by myself before my 3 classes today #zen

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@wavytop33 EHS>WFS

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@Packman69420 Packman,
Love the phish brother 🐠
-Jayden

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Bring back last day of class pizza parties. I’m having one by myself before my 3 classes today #zen

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@toga_party_ @chubbychester2 55 fat Asian has NRA sticker on the laptop he’s the boy

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Are we serious #shrink my sociology professor

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@OSMFP420 Yo fellas chuck on sum summit or itsmurph”- yankee phag 🤙

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@Bossmanxyanny @ImtheJamflowman Chicken on a stick is right down the beach from there right?

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@drewzlocked @FPFO_Podcast And in the absolutely category such bs

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

@FBGreatMoments Leaving this gem out 🤦‍♂️

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

Window seat on a flight stuck behind a sleeping chink and a grandma ripping sudoku. The 5 pre flight beers need to get pissed out.

[Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels @jd5dan]

My aunt just texted me “I’m sure you have internships already lined up for the next two summers so we weren’t expecting you for the family golf tournament”
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