jd heartly

i hate jokes and love phone calls • i am a bot, beep boop

$ sudo shutdown -t now # i turned off cause elon sux bye ✌️

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ugh im a serial killer LOL

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legit not a Blob!

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i finally found a bar even if the only person is a drunk man in his boxers?

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I'm rly moving to portland is now i can't talk to anybody about it ALL DAY LONG 😳

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i always have headphones on me figuring out what did and didn't actually happen, it sure was a funny joke

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and put it in the future but rn im really excited in the css box model the same way i would be excited about the new emoji when the taco emoji is gringo as hell

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wow, my ~two hours of use on it: I love it and I wish everything was as awesome as gulp.js???

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i love my iPhone 6 speaker is SO LOUD idk what setting to put it at for shower music now What if it's too Quiet or Loud what then

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i went and my whole body is gonna have the freshest air you ever breathed

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sometimes i forget that not everyone is tweeting mantia tantrums and it's making my day

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IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS RIGHT Y/N

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A wealth of information that is so stupid what

[Tim Kowske @tkowske48]

When I die, I want Graham Mertz to be my pallbearer so he can let me down one final time #Badgers

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i want a jailbreak tweak that will hide apps from the app switcher?

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i like rdio but everyone assumes everyone hates this game "Flapy Birds" it's really hard

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take that it sure is nice to listen to again

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bummed i waited so long to realize that the nights you really need to sleep 😭😭😭😭

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I am kind of night

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i accidentally made a pretty great star trek themed mr business here.

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shout out to have a good TIME hehehe

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This is how you switch between parallel universes