Jade

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@dig_that_pony @SavageXFenty BOYCOTT

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@dig_that_pony @_SJPeace_ @TheBlackDog5 ❤️❤️❤️

[Tbm73 @Tbm731]

@British_Airways My wife doesn't have Twitter she has passed on the details to me as she is quite upset and having to look after am eight year old who is scared at the moment...please can you resolve this as quickly as possible

[Tbm73 @Tbm731]

@British_Airways My wife has osteoarthritis no support was offered when she informed staff of this at Edinburgh. My daughter was really looking forward to this trip and when she found the lock to her suitcase broken open this has upset her.

[Tbm73 @Tbm731]

@British_Airways I have rang Menzies aviation and been told to call back tomorrow afternoon to a Swedish number? What is going on? my wife and daughter feel unsupported and BA are doing nothing to resolve this situation quickly to avoid any further stress. Please respond

[Tbm73 @Tbm731]

@British_Airways my wife and daughter have travelled from Heathrow to Edinburgh my daughter's luggage has-been broken into and wife's has gone missing. She's been told to call back tomorrow afternoon. She flies back on Thursday...shes had no support

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@LOTTIE_monk @ChanelDeme Noted

[mary beard @wmarybeard]

When you see how Trump treats H Clinton, Merkel and May (“she didn’t listen to me!”), it’s hard not to see a pattern. Doesn’t like capable women in politics? Or any women in politics?

[James Harkin @JamesHarkin]

The Russian alphabet doesn't have an 'H' sound, so they will likely pronounce our new Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname with a soft K.

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

And maybe Val’s girlfriend would even tell her bigoted father to just fuck off

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

Watching the birdcage for the first time and LOVING IT, but would hope the story would play differently today...

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

Like Val would tell his girlfriend to not make up stupid lies or be ashamed of his loving parents

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

Score as it stands: Jade 2 - Stupid Fly 0

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

So far the most exciting part of my day has been going two rounds with a massive bluebottle that keeps coming into my room

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

If you are the parent of Caitlin J. Neil aged 10 please get in touch as she wrote me a lovely letter but did not include an address for me to reply. Thank you. x

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@surieofficial showed performers everywhere how to handle the unexpected with strength and grace 👑

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@LOTTIE_monk Makes being the oldest sibling worthwhile

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@ChanelDeme ❤️ https://t.co/gRTOqp2Nkr

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@dadwroteaporno Two poor students paying Surrey rent would LOVE tickets to the Woking show! (Or a non-stick wok from the oxy-brillo range) #whyistherenopomegranteemoji

[Jade @JD_Jasmine]

@LOTTIE_monk @ChanelDeme Genuinely laughed aloud at that