JP

[JP @jd_parke]

If "First things first" is ever said and u say "I'm the realest" instead of "Rest in Peace Uncle Phil", then we can't be friends. *shrugs*

[JP @jd_parke]

Pharisees having a discussion around the dinner table:

[☔️🫧☔️ @Sp1thfc]

Yeah no we can’t let this Jesus guy stay fit

[JP @jd_parke]

*whom

[Orangebloods.com @orangebloods_]

Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian was asked about his team underachieving this season and said,

"According to who?"

When the reporter pointed out their preseason No. 1 ranking, he said that half of their schedule was against top-10 teams.

Do you believe that Texas has underachieved this season?

[JP @jd_parke]

Harvey Dent Two-Face suit😭

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Mac Jones on if Brock Purdy is the starting quarterback for the 49ers:

“They brought me here to play as a backup and that’s my job. Brock’s the starter of this team. Right now he’s dealing with something and for him to go out last week and play when you probably know he’s not at full health shows a lot. I’m just trying to get some wins for this team so it helps us down the line.”

[JP @jd_parke]

As a well-established and documented Hedo Turkoglu Truther that first card pull felt like a knife thru the heart💔

[Topps @Topps]

Cooper Flagg tries to recognize players from the 2006 NBA…

[JP @jd_parke]

@AirJohnston23 @ngmi_malmsteen ALMOST SENT THIS TO YOU😭

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

#NewProfilePic

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

[JP @jd_parke]

You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.

[633 Stag Trail Road 🤌 @pityforyourself]

In one sentence, tell me you watch The Sopranos without telling me you watch The Sopranos.

[JP @jd_parke]

🥲

[MLB @MLB]

A touching pregame tribute on the @Phillies broadcast 🤣

[JP @jd_parke]

Future NBA product Desmond Watson @TJMaxxlover

[Underdog @Underdog]

Desmond Watson is 6'6" and weighs 464 pounds.

He logged a higher vertical leap than Johni Broome 😅

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

OVERRATE THAT 🗣️

Haliburton powers the Pacers past the Cavs to another Eastern Conference Finals appearance 🎯

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Jet

[Aaron Ernest @TheTrackMamba]

DEREK CARR RETIRES FROM FOOTBALL LETS CELEBRATE

[JP @jd_parke]

Barry Bonds

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Bottom of the 9th, Game 7 of the World Series. Bases loaded, 2 outs, and your team is down by 1

Randy Johnson is on the mound. You have your choice of any hitter, of any era. Who gets the call?

[JP @jd_parke]

@AirJohnston23 @TylerIAm 😖

[JP @jd_parke]

Happy Christian Dior Denim Flow Day bro🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 @baptistnate

[JP @jd_parke]

15 years on this here app. I’m getting old man smh

[JP @jd_parke]

Need the Caddie’s hat like i need oxygen

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It was 50 years ago at Augusta that the hardest photo in the history of golf was taken.

Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie at the 1975 Masters.

[JP @jd_parke]

Nico’s been having panic attacks all week leading up to this game only for Luka to drop a 30-piece caniac combo extra fries, extra toast, hold the cole-slaw in the first half i know he’s sick😭😭😭