Jeremy D. Sessions

definitely a parody acct

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

I'm just saying, why shouldn't I like my own tweets? I think they're good tweets.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@KyleTreasure My friend bought some and has been placing them over the last week or so. Doing the good work.

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@KLucas26 China also has a flag on the moon fwiw

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@KyleTreasure How excited are you to start eating avocado toast again?? Haha congrats my friend.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@KyleTreasure The world is healing!

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@BobbyBeltTX Is it me or is Brady being weirdly critical of a QB who's continued today to play out of his mind as he has all season?

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@BryanBroaddus Don't think the defense has made a single positive play this whole half

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

People have to know what’s happening: your citizenship, your status, the color of your skin will not keep you safe.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@kelsi_bree @KyleTreasure yeah :(

https://t.co/NvOz8rPZtx

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@BryanBroaddus Hey Bryan! Jerry knows fan enthusiasm is low. After overhauling the coaching staff, what do you think the chances are he throws out the evaluations at 12 and picks a guy he thinks will get people excited above all else, and which player do you think fits that description?

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@RossTuckerPod @Schultz_Report It's not that Jerry Jones is "anti-winning." It's that he defines winning differently from the fans and in his definition of "winning" it has nothing to do with winning football games.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

And the Cowboys hired Brian Schottenheimer as Head Coach. Dark day.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Republicans voted to make a weekend Fox and Friends host with a drinking problem the Secretary of Defense.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@LSE_US @LSEUSAblog @stewulrich @universityofga Not sure how you write this with a straight face considering one of Trump's first acts in office was to free over 1400 convicted Capitol rioters. Spare me the pearl clutching over Biden taking action to protect his family, when Trump has been very clear about his intentions.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@PotatoMcWhiskey A story:

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@BobbyBeltTX Hope he's not going down the same path as Dan Bailey. Just one game though, so far. Could just be another piece of a horrific season for the team.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@RobertGehrke Makes sense, thanks!

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@WerderEdNFL So you're saying Jerry's not the only moron in the building? comforting.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@Lew541207 @nabatean92 @KUTV2News how quickly can you drop a phone and raise a rifle? i'm not a trained professional like yourself and I could do it in about a second. gunny.

[Jeremy D. Sessions @jd_sessions]

@dpakman It's not about winning any more than Republicans sanewashing his speeches on Fox and CNN is about winning. It's about protecting his fragile ego.