Jessica Squazzo

writer. editor. fairy godmother.

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@mcsweeneys The kraken is maintaining the spreadsheet!! 🤣

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

“I just want one!!” —Me, shopping for anything on @amazon , where the starting point is always a set of three. 😆

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Love these guys and coach Shaka Smart. Thanks for an exciting run! #WeAreMarquette 💙💛

[Marquette University @MarquetteU]

💙 #WeAreMarquette 💛

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Every @MarquetteU alum’s bracket 😄👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻#WeAreMarquette

[Marquette University @MarquetteU]

🐾 The only bracket that matters. #WeAreMarquette!

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

It’s official. @MarquetteMBB are your @BIGEASTMBB CHAMPIONS

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@BeccaMKE I’m so, so sorry for your loss. 😞 💗

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

The only thing that would have made the #MajorAnnouncement any funnier is if he had launched the digital trading cards at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 🤣

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Today is the 10-year anniversary of the #SandyHook massacre. We need to do better for our children and to honor the memory of those 20 babies who never got to grow up. Please join me in supporting Newtown Action Alliance via @actblue https://t.co/BAvES9Gt4a

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@nytimes Where has this been all my life? 😂Thanks, @nytimes #Seen

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@EditorJeni @FedEx Honing my detective skills 🕵🏻‍♀️ 😆

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Fun mystery adventure game, @FedEx where you send me a picture of my package delivered to the wrong house, and I get to wander around my neighborhood looking for it! 👍🏻

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@FedExHelp Thanks. I appreciate it. It’s kind of a chronic issue. 😬 On the upside I’m getting lots of steps in. ☺️

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@EditorJeni Right! 😆

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

My son got a mini container of salami in his trick-or-treat bucket, and I can’t stop laughing. 😂 #TrickorCharcuterie #Halloween #NextYearIncludeOlives

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@EditorJeni Aww, congratulations to you and your family! 💙💙💙💙

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

@shockproofbeats My 7-year-old checks out books from the “lie-berry.” As one does. 😄

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

All the thumbs up for #NopeMovie Already can’t wait for the next @JordanPeele experience.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Fireworks are great, but have you ever had a child burst into your room at the crack of dawn screaming, I LOST A TOOTH MOMMY!!! #July4 #parenting

[Jessica Squazzo @jd_squaz]

Illinois friends: Don’t forget our primary is June 28! Early voting open now. #vote #Illinois #voteearly