JD

Make Everyday an Adventure • Music Maker • Eater of Food • Traveler of Earth • Paper Cut Survivor • French Fry Connoisseur • IYKYK

[JD @jd_wav]

#TwitterIsGreatBecause I can post a pic like this and I might find people who have the same sense of humor as me 🙂

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I’ve decided to no longer be the main character and moving forward I will be known as your quest giver. Comment below if you want your next quest

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Here me out let’s bring back AIM and rerelease the Sidekick @AOL @TMobile where’s your board meetings held I’m gonna need 20mins

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I am heartbroken, I can’t pinpoint who what where when or why I am, but somewhere in life my heart broke and I’ve never healed from it

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10 years from now kids are gonna be asking their parents how they met and the answer is really going to be “I sent your mom a TikTok universe on her live”

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Approaching my mid 30s and to date my biggest flex is still ordering double guac at chipotle

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@kthecelebrity Yup it’s down

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@socialdiva @joinClubhouse Yea same for me too

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@MikeSievert hi Mr. Sievert just sent you an email with a problem I have hope you can help cause @TMobile customer service couldn’t

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So love at first sight is an actual thing #CoronaEffect

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It just occurred to me that it’s finally socially acceptable for me to go outside dressed as a ninja but now it’s illegal to go outside. Thanks universe 🙄 #CoronaEffect

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The phrase “I gotta live with myself for the rest of my life” hit different when you’re quarantined alone. I swear I’m gonna fight this Motha F**ker. #COVIDー19 #Quarantine #QuarantineLife

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#IfTwitterEndedTomorrow I just want to let you all know that I didn’t know what true happiness was till I bought a label maker

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Be honest your sink looks like this right now. I know mine does #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl2020

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Did the @NFL just copy the GTA VICE CITY box art? #SuperBowlLIV

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😢 RIP GOAT! Thank you for all the memories. #KobeBryant

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Happy #MLKDay

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Lucky for me I’m a Child of God and you can’t bang on God #SundayMorning

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All I know is one day I’m gonna be in heaven standing in front of God and I’m snitching on all you clowns ✌🏼
#TuesdayThoughts

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@FUNimation Anyone know what happened to the dub?

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Tormund is literally my favorite #fucktradition #gameofthrones #GameOfThrones8