JDaddytheFirst

I’m too old to be a cool pirate, I’m too young to be a space pirate, but just old enough to comprehend both

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I need another autistic person to tell me what stereotype I am so I can stop freaking the fuck out

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

My New Year’s resolution of not sneezing is not going well

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Those kids ain’t loyal, they ride the bird bus

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Do you keep your pillow pet in pillow or pet mode?

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I have eight dollars to my name and I want a hot dog

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I’ll have you squatting on that front

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

April 18, the bugs are back

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Stupid skin vessel sucks at doing its job. Get better at it.

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Beat is good, words are funny, that’s what I like now a days

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I need to get loose, I need to get small bills

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Now is not the time to download and play Minion Rush

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I need to get loose, I need to get small bills

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

@rotpilgrim Oh noo mama

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Who up stroking they luck

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

Call me North America’s greatest fur trapper the way I’m after that beaver

[Emily @rotpilgrim]

She pee on my eeky til I blind her

[JDaddytheFirst @jdaddythefirst]

I swear I have object permanence I just don’t know where it goes sometimes