Jamison Dail

I’m to old for my profile pic to be the picture of me passed out in a kitchen sink so....The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Don't lose yourself trying to fit in. Do what makes you happy. You don't owe anyone an explanation

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Alexa play lips of an angel

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Anyone else terrified to take their contacts out because they may not have enough one a days?

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Fear prevents growth

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

It’s my birthday damn I’m getting old but y’all welcome I was born

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Only time I ever saw my mother drunk was when she and a friend got hammered and cried about a guy they both dated in highschool.

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

If you listen to Janis Joplin and her music doesn’t make you want to drive fast you aren’t listening loud enough

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

If it were 20 years ago and I had to go to ball practice I’d stick my foot in a VCR

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

About to eat a cookie while naked in my kitchen because this is America

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Anyone else look in the mirror every morning and ask yourself “Are you sure you want to do this today”?

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

I’m not sure why it’s not socially acceptable to live in your car. It has a roof, central heating and air. When you get tired of your neighbors you can haul ass.

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Frosty the freaking snowman needs to go on and get

[Woody Whitehurst - Brad Brownell Supporter @woodywhitehurst]

“We typically stay in Myrtle, but this year we decided to class it up and slide on down to Surfside. A LOT less broken glass in the sand.”

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

I should have been a cowboy

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

I am an angry little man and I do not enjoy people

[Chandler @niceguychandler]

Life is short. Practice medicine without a license

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the Doge!

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

Been up since 3am piss off

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

There is to much week at the beginning of my check

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

I look like shit and I feel like a deer dog that has been ran to death

[Jamison Dail @jdail7138]

2AM why I am awake and still at the Moose? Promise y’all I moved here for my wife and not by choice