Fernet Brancasaurus

He/him
anti-capitalist,
anti-racist,
antidepressants,
and a chef I guess

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Can't tell if I like their outfit or I just want to look like them...

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Packing for a funeral in Florida and clubbing in Berlin pray for me

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

The hot angel investor at the bar better angel investor in my ass babyyyyy 😘😘😘

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Easter is just Christmas in a different font

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

9/10 people in the John wick universe are assassins

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

This is allyship.

CNN: “Why were those two expelled and you weren't?”

Rep @VoteGloriaJ: “Well, I think it's pretty clear. I'm a 60 year old white woman and they are two young Black men.”

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

I'm straight up watching golf at the his bar pretending like care

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

For the last time!!! It's okay to pee yourself if you're already wet from the rain!!! Come on people

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Everybody sautés

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

TikTok taught me how

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Help iin gay and I made eye contact with a straight girl while dancing

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

"Democrat absolutely OBLITERATES Republican by saying their racist comment was a little upsetting"

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

I hate when the news is like "Dem absolutely SLAMS Republican for their comment, calling it 'disgusting'"

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Like call them a b*tch and then we'll discuss the use of the word 'slam'

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

Music to my soundussys

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Capitalism is so great is has to be bailed out by socialism every 4-7 years

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

@noti_notme @kaicomedy Possibly, but it wasn't just about produce, it was also about baked goods and non edible products. All things beetlebung hasn't really started selling yet

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

@kaicomedy Like you're on an (expensive) island and we GREW those tomatoes here, if you want cheap produce don't come to a vacation ISLAND

[Fernet Brancasaurus @jdamm13]

@kaicomedy I worked at a shop on Martha's Vineyard and a lot of celebrities would come in and Jake Gyllenhaal was nice but he would ask how much everything item cost