Daniel☀️

Father of three

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

YEAH CANES 🚨

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Do you know how fucking embarrassing it is to be a grown man wearing styrofoam moose antlers in public while your team gets 30 balled on national television?

[z - shell 🪶 @canesbian]

"just reliving my nightmares.....you didn't want to bring the fuckin' stuffed animal?" --seth jarvis

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THAT'S OUR CAPTAIN

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

PLAYOFFS, BABY

[Paintings of London @PaintingsLondon]

'A Chelsea Cup-Tie, Stamford Bridge' (1923) by Charles Ernest Cundall

(Manchester Art Gallery)

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Ever seen a mole digging a hole? Well, here you go. Pretty cute too

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Harold got really drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck into bed beside his wife. He woke up at the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Harold.”

Harold was stunned. “I died? That can’t be right! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!”

Saint Peter said, “I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.”

Harold wasn’t thrilled, but he begged Saint Peter to send him to a farm near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strutted past. “So you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?”

“Not bad,” replied Harold the Hen, “but I have this strange feeling inside, like I’m going to explode.”

“That’s an egg,” explained the rooster. “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before.”

“Never,” said Harold.

“Well, just relax and let it happen,�� said the rooster. “It’s not a big deal.”

Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another, his joy overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell…

“HAROLD, WAKE UP! YOU SHIT THE BED!”

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

my favorite moment in sports when barshim had the chance to break the tie and he said “can we have two golds?”

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

It's time

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

[Unnecessary Bluntness Owner/Coach/QB @DuncOnDemand]

Sounds like XL knows the criticism from Cam is all love

Via: @4thand1show

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Born to be a world leader, forced to be a football coach

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

The skill from pet ownership that prepares you best for having a baby is coming up with little songs about how they're stinky

[CHGO Blackhawks @CHGO_Blackhawks]

Oliver Moore said he talked to Alexander Nikishin after their fight in tonight's game... 🤣

[4th&1 with Cam Newton @4thand1show]

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